…but, unfortunately, the whole matter seems to be going south instead.
Marum
7 years ago
Not to worry. Even for turkeys, things are not as din as they sum, in china
algernon
7 years ago
Sounds a lot like the bird supurb. Well if you could taste it before it takes off.
Geo
7 years ago
She would have evaporated them, had it not been for her inability to catch them due to their slipperiness.
algernon
7 years ago
But does it explode
Marum
7 years ago
Chicken to the north of me, chickens to the south of me, chickens to the east and west of me. I was surrounded by fliggin chickens. So I pulled myself through a hole in the firmament, and shot acrossss the heavens. How was that for slippery?
Marum
7 years ago
@Algernon 0405. No sir! The exploding chickens are available at the restaurant in the next block.
It is easy to pick whick one. It doesn’t have any walls.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
… and tomorrow will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
The oily bird catches the warm.
Long Tom
7 years ago
I remember a former farmer describing his sexual escapades with the different livestock under his care. Whenever he had sex with a chicken, it would die afterward.
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago
Chickens are from North but Colonel Sanders was from South.
EffEff
7 years ago
“I hired some guy named Scott Summers to help out with the farm. While he was feeding the chickens, he accidentally tripped, and his weird glasses fell off, and the chickens just evaporated.”
From X-Men the Unknown EarlyYears
Marum
7 years ago
@Long Tom. 0433. I think it was on http://www.darwin awards.com A farmer was having sex with a cow. However it may have pushed back too hard, and crushed him to death.
I think exploding chickens would be a cinch. I read of one lady, who could explode footballs between her thighs. Definitely a lady, to steer well clear of.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
Shi missed Sum Ting
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@Marum | 5:13 am: I wouldn’t put my cock between those legs; I wouldn’t put my hen there, either..
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
Slippery chicken: Nude and unseasonable
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
But would she apologize for incontinence?
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
Eva Poo Ration
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Evaporation (disambiguration)
Eva poo ration is a type of vaporization of a chicken (read: chick) that occurs from the arrival hole’s slippery surface into a currious phase that were north (usually, eva poo rated her substance there) into south hole.
And she would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids….
J-Luke
7 years ago
Translated by sum dim Chinese.
J-Luke
7 years ago
She could, if she’s hot enough…
Lora
7 years ago
One time it was so hot the cows were giving evaporated milk, but I’ve ever heard of evaporated chicken.
jjhitt
7 years ago
Damn yankees.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@Long Tom | 4:33 am: I hope that farmer had his eggs crushed!
Long Tom
7 years ago
In my freshman year at college, one dorm mate had a cartoon showing several chickens attacking Col. Sanders and the caption that they were going to “chicken fry” him-starting with the balls.
Myself
7 years ago
@Long Tom
Chicken testicles are actually pretty good. I tried them in Cambodia and they taste like chicken crossed with bacon. But there’s some cartilage in the middle you need to spit out.
Myself
7 years ago
Even to this day, they say she was all-powerful. Legends hold that she could evaporate chickens with a single touch.
…but, unfortunately, the whole matter seems to be going south instead.
Not to worry. Even for turkeys, things are not as din as they sum, in china
Sounds a lot like the bird supurb. Well if you could taste it before it takes off.
She would have evaporated them, had it not been for her inability to catch them due to their slipperiness.
But does it explode
Chicken to the north of me, chickens to the south of me, chickens to the east and west of me. I was surrounded by fliggin chickens. So I pulled myself through a hole in the firmament, and shot acrossss the heavens. How was that for slippery?
@Algernon 0405. No sir! The exploding chickens are available at the restaurant in the next block.
It is easy to pick whick one. It doesn’t have any walls.
… and tomorrow will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
The oily bird catches the warm.
I remember a former farmer describing his sexual escapades with the different livestock under his care. Whenever he had sex with a chicken, it would die afterward.
Chickens are from North but Colonel Sanders was from South.
“I hired some guy named Scott Summers to help out with the farm. While he was feeding the chickens, he accidentally tripped, and his weird glasses fell off, and the chickens just evaporated.”
From X-Men the Unknown EarlyYears
@Long Tom. 0433. I think it was on http://www.darwin awards.com A farmer was having sex with a cow. However it may have pushed back too hard, and crushed him to death.
http://www.darwinawards.com
I think exploding chickens would be a cinch. I read of one lady, who could explode footballs between her thighs. Definitely a lady, to steer well clear of.
Shi missed Sum Ting
@Marum | 5:13 am: I wouldn’t put my cock between those legs; I wouldn’t put my hen there, either..
Slippery chicken: Nude and unseasonable
But would she apologize for incontinence?
Eva Poo Ration
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Evaporation (disambiguration)
Eva poo ration is a type of vaporization of a chicken (read: chick) that occurs from the arrival hole’s slippery surface into a currious phase that were north (usually, eva poo rated her substance there) into south hole.
Slippery?
The Chef’s also a lawyer-politician?
And she would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids….
Translated by sum dim Chinese.
She could, if she’s hot enough…
One time it was so hot the cows were giving evaporated milk, but I’ve ever heard of evaporated chicken.
Damn yankees.
@Long Tom | 4:33 am: I hope that farmer had his eggs crushed!
In my freshman year at college, one dorm mate had a cartoon showing several chickens attacking Col. Sanders and the caption that they were going to “chicken fry” him-starting with the balls.
@Long Tom
Chicken testicles are actually pretty good. I tried them in Cambodia and they taste like chicken crossed with bacon. But there’s some cartilage in the middle you need to spit out.
Even to this day, they say she was all-powerful. Legends hold that she could evaporate chickens with a single touch.
Sounds like poultry in motion………..
Chicken evaporated?
Just give me some duck !