He’s glowing into a young man…

I’d take the shirt back to the store. Its got a stain on it.

Young man put it away

Should be on zipper of pants

Photosynthesis is overrated.

The guy tends to ruminate when he wears this.

He’s a fun guy.

Honey, turn the light off.

Well, something grew in the dark, was cleverly manipulated, and then left this splotch on the shirt.

You have no right to do this.

Fukushima anyone ?

Left on shirt by a henna ojisan.

But…in green? See a doctor.

A souvenir from Fukushima Daiichi.

Looks like someone sneezed on it to me.

Turn off the light and watch me grow.

So the green stuff is chlorophyl?

Soylent is green!

– Honey, there’snot on your shirt.
– No, it’snot!

A chia pet for night owls.

Designed by Issey Miyake’s long-lost cousin Hakarugi Miyake.

It’s called “grow in the dark” because that stuff usually happens at night.

In high school, we made fun of a gym teacher named Otto Zeman using the tune of “Frere Jacques”. Unfortunately I overdid it when I came up with:

Otto’s semen,
Otto’s semen,
It is blue,
It is blue!

Years later I would look up the fact that it really is possible for somebody with severe prostate problems to ejaculate blue semen!

@Conventi | 5:14 am: F—? I hardly even know Ushima!

It’s just a come-on.

Seeing the caption on this photo, I instantly thought of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Aw9zi3Zp9w