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So lucking forward to the Eafter Funny
It is a combination of eat + fat.
Which will probably occur if you scoff loads of Easter eggs.
Cool, a medieval helium balloon from the time when they still used the long s! Happy Eaſter everyone!
Complete with Eafter Chucks
I have a diet which will work for everyone:
1. Sit furthur from the table.
2. Start at 100 yards and work up.
I like to eat chocolate but I won’t be taking any E after.
Enjoy your Ea∫ter ∫unday!
And they lived happily ever eafter.
@DnT 0410. Oh its only E Coli.
Happy Easter. Just don’t produce any little accidents.
It’s a good thing they didn’t try to print the story of Je∫u∫ and the cro∫∫.
I waʃnt aware that the American coloniʃts from the Revolutionary War era and before produced ʃuch bright, colorful gift boxeʃ for Eaʃter!
Goʃh, ya learn ʃomething new every day here on Engriʃh!
Is Eafter preceded by Good Priday?
Eafter if my savorite holiday aster Chrifmaf and Faint Hallow’f Eve.
Benny Hill once performed a song about the “Puffy Cat” (and pronounced it “puffy”), the joke being it was the medieval long S on the sign for a tavern.
Eaft to their own.
I Tawt I Faw a Puffy Tat!
@Pete: The “long s” was never at the end of words. Hence constructs where one sees “In Congreſs, July 4th, 1776” in the Declaration of Independence. (You’re using the IPA letter “esh”, BTW.)
And Marry U before Christmas
Happy Birthday is easy to say.
Happy Eafter ifn’t
There was a young lady who was feeling lucky.
After she had entertained half the Surf Club, she was all lucked out.
I. Esther Bunny. Disapprove of this massage.
I demand chilli chocolate Easter Eggs.
@Marum | 5:56 am: …because Jesus died for our capsaicins?
Happy Eater must be Fatisfried!
Celebrating the refurrection.
@Olog-Hai:
Hence, my usage when i spelled out “Colonists” above.
As for using “esh”, there were two drivers for that.
First, I thought the shape of the “esh” emphasized the look of the replacement for the “s”.
Second, I was under time pressure and in a hurry, so i had to pick the most obvious symbol quickly…even if not the most accurate.
BTW…about your “handle” Olog-Hai:
Are you an Orc????
Today if Funday!
OK, ʃo juʃt ʃhoot me for having a liʃp!
For Chriʃʃakeʃ!
I never knowed Orcs had sensitivee feelings.
Eafter indeed originated from the Eaft but curiously spread to the Weft.
For Jews it’s Paffover.
Miffed Eafter?
Don’t worry, we ftill have Chriftmaf.
It’s about time that we ſtarted using the long ſ again in preſent-day Engliſh. I don’t ſee a problem with this ſpelling.