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Ask your waiter for the spec sheet…
Features include: meat, plate, utensils.
Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.
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One of carbon’s characteristics, we’re told, is that it leaves footprints.
Coincidentally, this dish is no. 6 on the menu.
At least when one burns something, one ccan put a hot sauce on it, serve it with Okra, and claim it’s Cajun cuisine.
If you cant beat ’em, baffle ’em wih bull$h1t.
♫Sometimes its carbon,
Sometimes it’s diamonds♪
Diamonds are a grill’s best friend.
♫Time rolls on and youth is gone and you can’t straighten up when you bend
But bent back or bent knees you stand straight at.. Tiffany’s…
diamonds… diamonds… I don’t mean rhinestones.. but diamonds… are a girls best… best friend”♪
@DnT 0404.
So then: Carbon dating = Having a black girlfriend or your half-life.
I can see the carbon footprint.
Goes nicely with some coal wine.
Those are some funny characteristics.
One of the slices of meat is the original, the rest are carbon copies.
@Seventy2rd o clock | 7:15 am: Also one of the things that goes better with coke.
I thought everything went better with Coke.
OH! You mean that soft-drink thingy.
“You got a lot of carbon scoring on your BBQ. You guys seen a lot of dining out?”
I hear the stalk which brings the babies, is only about 6 inches long.
One would wonder, how it could fly with that load.
😉
Oh, pooh! They charred the meat again. Every time.
But is it neutral
Looks like Pork to me
“Some days are diamonds, some days are ordinary carbon.” – Neil Carbon
Squeeze the carbon and you may get a diamond. Squeeze the meat and you may get a happy ending!
Barbecue is served on the Periodic Table.
And I thought “carbon dating” was the same as “Netflix and chill”.