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If I get a happy I’ll need to take another shower.
CAUTION: For non-extinguished guests only.
All I want is a shower
And I wish you a puppy.
Anti skid happy shower.
How many grounds do you need, to take a shower here?
Deer Reminder,
You got me all confused.
Normally I happy shower curtain towel* flat on the ground of anti-skid and attention, and after that I take a shower which is put into the bathtub.
(*Unclear False Object)
Guests
Water they talking about.
Ground wants some attention; it’s been walked over quite often lately…
Will be Putin to the bathtub, shower. Imagine showering with Mr Putin? I am no Trump!
You don’t want to be like the Donald, always Russian into things.
Too much for my short anti-skid attention span.
Dear reminder, Sir or Ms, thank you for your timely advices. I rubbed my lady with Coconut Oil and put her in the tub. My lady skated all over the place, sufficient that we were unable to achieve enough traction of enter each other to. We then went to the trouble to identify the shower cutain towel, of the ground of anti skid and attention. We then placed that flat in the tub, with my lady on top. The amount of traction we gained during the ensuing happys, was sufficient for her to yodel copiously enough during the strokes of… Read more »
Do I have to put the shower back?
@Droll not Troll | 4:02 am
If they wish us a happy, then that means they don’t offer cold showers here.
We wish you a merry,
We wish you a merry,
We wish you a merry,
And a happy!
They put you into the bathtub, but do they take you out of it when you are through?
@Yu No Hoo | 4:32 am: Let us soap we can figure it out soon!
The ground of anti-skid and anti-gravity?
FIRE DISTINGUISHER
The 0.5 of a happy = A REHEARSAL (That’s when nobody comes)
No thanks for your corporation. We wish you many sads.