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Mother Nature is strict but fair…
I’m gonna need more than a warm spring…
Photo courtesy of Gregory Wagner.
Found in Chongqing Zoo, China.
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It’s more than I can bear
I have had hot springs, but a lot more lukewarm ones.
But the summer brings the heat
Or else, I’ ll delete this space!
You’ll see, you son of a warm spring.
The signs of spring are everywhere.
Being part aboriginal myself, I can relate this without being accused of racism – I hope.
Now I know all humans operate at around the same temperatue, but aboriginal girls were much hotter (temp wise) than white (anglo/celtic) girls. At least according to my temperature probe. 😉
Warm spring, you will be fine.
OK, I’ ll wait f or you at a spring co rt.
Let’s hope it’s a proper subtropical Chongqing spring and not of one of those rip-off Canadian springs…
There was a young fellow named Hall
Who fell in the spring in the fall.
‘Twould have been a sad thing
Had he died in the spring,
But he didn’t – he died in the fall.
– Mmmmm … Hot flesh and worm spring!
Keep a spring in your step but don’t step in the spring.
But nope, I LOATHE warm springs with all my passion.
Just give me a cool autumn !