I’m not impressed…

I’m not impressed…

posted on 7 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

Creamy_Dreams

I remember when creamy was only 2…

Photo courtesy of Alissa Laderer.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Why am I wet

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Something and all that jazz

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

When hot and black is not enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Impresso, Madam?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I doubt she. would be that impressed, but still very happy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

20% cotton / 80% hardon

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Those dreams only used to make my pyjama pants damp. I wasn’t impressed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

5 times a night? That would be impressive!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Permanent Impressed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Hardon is a wood fibre, I suppose?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

The maid, not so much.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you can regularly manage number 5 with style, she will be so impressed, she will brag to all her girlfriends. Suddenly, you will have nearly a dozen asian ladies, lusting after you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:26: Well, it only happens to me when I’m pressed…

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Mamba Number Five!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That is the difference between an asian lady and an australian one.

Asian lady: She will asssume that you fiind her so entertaining, you don’t ever want to stop..

Australian lady: HURRY UP!!

zankhana
zankhana
7 years ago

Note the position and shape of the pockets. Could well explain how creamy dreams came to be.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Hmm. Which, in my case, was a dead accurate deduction.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Not Vegan.

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am
95% cotton / 5% expandex

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Sweet dreams are made of cream
Who am I to be impressed?
I travel the world and the 5 seas.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Anyone else remember the “creamy dreamy” Caramilk chocolate bar commercial from the 1970s? That was long before the “Caramilk secret” commercials,

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

@Marum 5:00:

You think YOU’VE got it bad, mate?
I’m gonna append to your original:

Asian lady: She will asssume that you fiind her so entertaining, you don’t ever want to stop..

Australian lady: HURRY UP!!

American lady: DON’T TOUCH ME, YOU PIG, YOU MORON!!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@UCity 1132.. When my asian lady really begged me to, I could take her to the high “C”s :wink:.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

😉

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