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I’m not impressed…
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Why am I wet
Something and all that jazz
When hot and black is not enough.
– Impresso, Madam?
I doubt she. would be that impressed, but still very happy
20% cotton / 80% hardon
Those dreams only used to make my pyjama pants damp. I wasn’t impressed.
5 times a night? That would be impressive!
@Seventy2rd o clock: Permanent Impressed.
@Seventy2rd o clock: Hardon is a wood fibre, I suppose?
The maid, not so much.
If you can regularly manage number 5 with style, she will be so impressed, she will brag to all her girlfriends. Suddenly, you will have nearly a dozen asian ladies, lusting after you.
@ Droll not Troll | 4:26: Well, it only happens to me when I’m pressed…
Mamba Number Five!
That is the difference between an asian lady and an australian one.
Asian lady: She will asssume that you fiind her so entertaining, you don’t ever want to stop..
Australian lady: HURRY UP!!
Note the position and shape of the pockets. Could well explain how creamy dreams came to be.
Hmm. Which, in my case, was a dead accurate deduction.
Not Vegan.
@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am
95% cotton / 5% expandex
Sweet dreams are made of cream
Who am I to be impressed?
I travel the world and the 5 seas.
Anyone else remember the “creamy dreamy” Caramilk chocolate bar commercial from the 1970s? That was long before the “Caramilk secret” commercials,
@Marum 5:00:
You think YOU’VE got it bad, mate?
I’m gonna append to your original:
Asian lady: She will asssume that you fiind her so entertaining, you don’t ever want to stop..
Australian lady: HURRY UP!!
American lady: DON’T TOUCH ME, YOU PIG, YOU MORON!!!
@UCity 1132.. When my asian lady really begged me to, I could take her to the high “C”s :wink:.
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