I forgot…I’m a scullery maid.

Can wash the universe?

Reality would return in spades, if they rubbed your bum with that.

Know your place

I’m a little scour

This would be one of the great disadvantages, of being a monarch.

Bring on the Repubik.

LET US SCRUB THE MONARCHY.

OK, it doesn’t look like a brush, but it’s a brush because the King says it is!

Kim Jong Un washed his male part with this.

He ended up with a new clear weapon.

Cleanliness is next to realityness.

There was a company in Brissie, which sold a product like that.

Its name was Handcock and Gore.

Try also our:

Dairy Queen Soap
Kentucky Fried Clean
Wc Donald

Returning the pollution of your life!

Lord of The Scrub – Fellowship of the Real life.

This is neither a brush nor a scrubber. It is called a Yark. It is fitted to automatic Japanese toilets. Also handles are fitted to the ceiling. After you finish you get a spray of water, and a forcful scrub with this. You then yell; YAAAARRRRKKK! And swing from the handles. The bidet then fires one inch steel ball bearing at the back of your nuts, and bumhole, until it shoots you down, and you fall back on the toilet. Then the Yark re engages. This usually keeps most westerners amused for half a day, until they figure out which… Read more »

Japanese however – appear to be born with this knowledge.

For people from geologically stable countries like Australia, this is probably their first experience of the “Ring of Fire”.

Say no to rugs.

It is Clean King now but with regular use it becomes Dirty Queen.

I clean the sink, therefore I am.

Run awayyyyyy!!!
Run awayyyyyy!!!

I’m trying to freakin’ ESCAPE the reality of my life, NOT return to it!

How about an implement that’d CHANGE the reality of my life?
Now THAT’S a product I’d not only buy, I’d invest in it!

Return to my reality…sheesh…the very IDEA.
Some product manager somewhere oughta be fired…if not SHOT.

Using bubbles of soap to burst your own.

Perfect for your very own queen.

So you mean the tile grout isn’t really white with a lovely mottling of brown and black? Awww.

Isn’t it easier to just take the red pill?

I’ve used many cleaning products, currently using something called
Magic Sponge, but I’m becoming disillusioned with it.