Another life errr saved?

Another life errr saved?

posted on 25 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

careful-drowning

Don’t get my carpet wet.

Photo courtesy of Richard Elson.
Found in Lijiang, China.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Or cool running

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Just remember to fall in gently

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Please avoid floating rectangles, they may save your life

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

We have been drowning people for years and none of our customers has ever complained.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Water they trying to say?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Are you drowning, Sir?
– N … no, Officer, not yet, but I promise I will …!
– I see. Step out of the water, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You wouldn’t want to slip and hit your head.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

You are only allowed to drown yourself in the triangular pool!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

As long as it doesn’t mess up my hair.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Don’t panic and thrash about.

Just relax, lie back, and enjoy your passing.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Just call Sweeney Todd.

He will shave you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Slippery when dead

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The large, aquatic moustaches will save you.

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

We’re tired of people being too dramatic, flailing their arms in the water and whatnot…

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

Commit suicide if you like, but please don’t bother us about it!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT 0405. .Oh, you do get the odd churlish boor. Who is unwilling to participate in a perfectly good drowning.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

followed by Careful Dying

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