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Another life errr saved?
Don’t get my carpet wet.
Photo courtesy of Richard Elson.
Found in Lijiang, China.
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Or cool running
Just remember to fall in gently
CAUTION: Please avoid floating rectangles, they may save your life
We have been drowning people for years and none of our customers has ever complained.
Water they trying to say?
– Are you drowning, Sir?
– N … no, Officer, not yet, but I promise I will …!
– I see. Step out of the water, please.
You wouldn’t want to slip and hit your head.
You are only allowed to drown yourself in the triangular pool!
As long as it doesn’t mess up my hair.
Don’t panic and thrash about.
Just relax, lie back, and enjoy your passing.
Just call Sweeney Todd.
He will shave you.
WARNING: Slippery when dead
The large, aquatic moustaches will save you.
We’re tired of people being too dramatic, flailing their arms in the water and whatnot…
Commit suicide if you like, but please don’t bother us about it!
@DnT 0405. .Oh, you do get the odd churlish boor. Who is unwilling to participate in a perfectly good drowning.
followed by Careful Dying