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Bottom tile
Ji Plug Pu Melon must be the upper tile then.
Caption (violin) is made at here!
Strange shape it’s a box
Chair or violin you decide
One more funny laughter key and I’ll die like a fool.
Sound track stollen from Deutsche Leider.
Its a UMO.
Unimaginable Musical Object.
It is the sound track from a japanese Girlie Doll.
Due to the miracle of modern electronice, and incredible Japanese stupidity, it plays Song of Joy, every time you have an orgasm.
electronics
Pushing and shoving always lead to violins.
Stradivarius Would be put to shame by these heavenly music
Yo, yo ma don’t want you talkin’ like a fool.
All good violins come with a cello-phane window in the packaging.
The gate violin is used for playing swing music.
A violin that laughs? It must be a Yamahahaha.
If a Stradivarius is a bottom tile, this violin is infan tile.
Hanson plays the violin.
You should have added the another botched up video of Stuart Ashen laughing like mad here when he tried to read “Antonio Stella Bottom Tile” and “Ji Plug Pu – Melon Nai”! 😀
Violin (violin)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Violin (violin (disambiguation)).
The violin (violin) is a wonderful sound strange shape super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. He’s been in the instrument for significant position, for people loved. The violin (violin) is a string of four bowed (bowel) instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members (members (members)) are …
@Seventy2rd’o’clock – “Wow, that’s some word salad right there!” – Stuart Ashen 🙂
@Big Fat Cat 4:56
…and if he heard this, Beethoven would roll over in his grave.
THIS – IS – INDEED – A – VERY – VILE – INN.
It has beeen noted, that the Viola is larger than the Violin.
This is not necessarily true, for Viola players have very small heads
We were tearing down the venue, after a PATEFA seminar and conference. A pop-band due to perform that night was tuning up.
One of the solo instrumentalists was a lady, who played the violin.. Over their Amps and Mics, (about three times as loud as an F18 on afterburners) we were hearing this (music?).
I never knew, that an otherwise innocuous piece of wood, bits of metal, and catgut, coulld make such exercrable sounds. It was a revelation, after having heard Vengerov.
Epic! Engrish.com is doing videos now! Have they ever posted a video before?
Useless info: A normal Violin/String Quartet is comprised of; Violin I; Violin II; Viola, and cello.
If you want a “bottom file”, perhaps you should use a Double Bass, instead of a Cello.
@Myself 0830.
Nein.
@Myself 0830.
Nein. Dies ist inzehn.
@Seventy2rd o clock 6:31
Your work could go here!
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Violin
@The_YongGrand, @Yu No Hoo: Hehe. And now the song dedicated to Ashens 😉 : **** Ashens & Stella: Bottom’s Tale (strange shape tile concerts and solo!) Arrangedand composed by ji plug pu . melon nai and nicolas, Marty (1600 – 1750) Lyrics by Edgar Allan Pu (violin) Translated by Lorem Ipsum and Rofl Mao (one dead, thirty-five to go) ♫♪♪ i’ve learned The Thing or two about love it’s push and shovespam and spam in, spam up spam, spam, spam but nuthin’s spamsinnin’ is heavenjust for the hell of itcontradictions, constant attraction distractioni’ve learned The Thing or wtf (♫) about… Read more »
“If the piano s the king of musical instruments, then the violin must be the queen of instruments”
So instruments don’t have to be musical for the violin? Great, you can take it to the operating room to play a jaunty tune while surgeons accompany you on their scalpels and dilators.
@Lora. The Violentnin is the Drama Queen of Instruments.
The tuba is the 300-pound construction worker of instruments.
Pushing and shoving your enlightenment partner does, indeed, result in
babiessimulation violins.Button #6 (the act or talk-like-a-fool key) is for people who want to poorly translate foreign product names or descriptions.
If the violin can concerts and solo, what about the cello?? It can concerts and solo too! [I plays the ‘cello too!] 🙂
Only now have I realized how much the Angry Birds theme song sounds like “Turkish March” by Mozart. I would assume the makers of this product thought it was “Turkish March” – but then again, you don’t assume anything of Chinese bootlegs.