The earth is racist…

It happen all around us it happen all around world

What you to race. Protest

We’ve got to stop people from hanging towels before the whole race is wiped out!

Race against towels

If you’re going to protest the Earth, make sure you planet well. And don’t picket or it will never get better.

Dear Guest

If you would like fresh toilet paper,
please leave your used toilet paper on the bed.
Toilet paper left hanging elsewhere tell us that you wish to know how to use it.
We are sorry for the incontinence!

Don’t protest the Earth. We already have one revolution every year.

The towel race complains it’s getting used and hampered by the human race.

Before this sign was made, if they wanted to know whether to leave fresh towels, they guest.

Notice posted by Tao Ling

But I use most of them on the bed, when I’m performing oral sex on my lady.

Should I leave them on the pillow?

During the latest protest march by the towel race, the police employed water cannons. Unfortunately this only aggravated the situation.

Oh no! The dirty towels are revolting!

I had a towel race once, but they all just laid there without budging.

The hotel restaurant has race of lamb as their daily special.

We Protest and protect the tyrannical earth.

CAUTION: Watch fawlty towels carefully.

Please make a special request if you want gay towels. They’re all in the closet.

“What do we want? MARS!”
“When do we want it? I four to Twenty minutes Traveling at the speed of light!

This is the logical thing to do.

After all….They are bathtowels.

BOOM BOOM!!!

Ode to thee fair bathtowel,
Face-washer though never wert,
Designed for removing water,
But never all the dirt.

9by Terry Toweling)

Look Chang. I’m practising to be a Toreador, that is what I am using the red towels for.
Unfortunately I cannot accede to your request to leave the towels in the bathtub.

Because that is where I am keeping the bull.

Yeah, Earth. This whole orbiting the sun thing? That’s creepy. Stop it.

BTW Please don’t replace the bull, because he is in the tub.

You see. i have become quite fond of the big bugger. I have been feeding him breakfast cereal, in case you were wondering. That is why I order 4,000 Weet Bix, and 20 gallons of milk every morning.

@UCity0734.

It has already ceased. The Earth is dead.

You will see its Orbit in the deaths column of the morning paper.

Obviously, towels prefer the element of water.

Don’t brake too soon at the towel race, or you’ll end up with skid marks.

Might as well be walking on the Sun.
Coz protest we much.

– Reception? At here the towel people, I guest can reuse all you?

Piss on Earth!

Venus, however, is a real pain in the neck.

Anyone remember “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”? All the talk of Earth and towels…

@Long Tom | 5:18 pm
I guess the best thing to say in front of confusing Engrish is just “DON’T PANIC”.

Ted: “What is the difference between towels and toilet paper?”
Fred: “I dunno, what?”
Ted: “I am never letting you use my bathroom!!”

I don’t want to protest the earth, I just want to ask it to stop so I can get off. 🙁

Protest the Earth but protect the Towel Race