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That sounds fine.
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Feed the birds instead
There are many hungry
Don’t panda to the bears either.
It is a fine line between largesse and sufficiency.
I fell fine, thank you.
Service Department here.
“Good morning gentlemen. My Cornucopia appears to be faulty. For the last couple of days, it has stopped dispensing nectar and ambrosia.”
Other wise people have to eat it …
You wasted your food. Now you have to choose between fine, medium and big. and then ouch!
I waste, therefore I fine.
It’s just a matter of coarse.
Fine dining sounds good to me.
If you’re fine you obviously made a miss steak.
Enjoy your evening of fine dining.
Eat everything on your plate and you can rain as much as you want.
Is there a point to this sign?
In China, wasting food may cause acute indigestion.
– Are you OK?
– No, I’m fine.
She’s so fine, she threw a lobster AND a steak in the trash.
Pay your fine at the food court.
I have to fine? Ugh, alright, how about that guy over there?
Fine People’s Republic of China
You Must Be Satisfine!
Waste not,
Pay not.
Don’t waste your food, there are starving people in Chi— oh wait. 🙁
Please don’t read that sign, otherwise you will become a hypocrite.
Waste not, fine not.
but of coarse!
(Customer throws food away.)
Manager: (Sigh) Whatever.
So don’t whine. Just dine.
Ok I’ve just wasted a lot of food.
So where do I collect my fine?