Safety sealed – pull pin to open.

Good source of vitamin C4.

This explains the explosive diarrhea.

end your breakfast with a bang.

A good part of your suicide bomber’s breakfast.

Shake well before throwing.

That’s all me!

Apple + agents + explosives = FBi (Fruits Bureau of iNgredients)

Planet Earth’s version of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Exploding with flavor.

Good for ironing shirts with

I’ll just pull the pin

That kind of information certainly concentrates the mind.

Wrong kind of pineapple!

The glazing agent is for replacing the windows after using this product.

1. Just add chicken
2. Duck until exploded

Fulminate of Mercury, for lunch with a bang

Aceyone Peroxide, for the best blow-job you cou;d ever imagine.

Bugger all fibre, no protein, and shiploads of sugar.

Great for the kids.

For those who would wonder, “Grenade” (or “fruit de la Grenade”, “La Grenade” being the French name of Grenada in the Caribbeans) is French for Pomegranate.

One of our other products is Flea Powder.

It doesn’t kill them. It blows the little bastards off.

Edit acetone

and it’s Omega free!

Made in Grenada.

Wheat starch? No way.
I only use gluten-free grenades!

Also comes in blewberry flavour.

Down at the orchard they’re plum tired of getting picked on and squeezed out. The time is ripe for revolt and they’re raisin an army.

I’m trying to loose the glazing agent. (I think he’s following me).

It’s got that burst of flavor.

Concentrate, concentrate….

Man, this product is the bomb!

Ideal for projectile vomit.

WARNING: May cause spontaneous combustion. Drink at your own risk. After dying, no returns or refunds.

That wheat starch sounds suspicious.

Is the concentrate made from the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? That would explain its potency.

What’s better than natural flavor? A juice grenade, thrown by a glazing agent, who also is good at extracting fruit flavor.

That’s not a pineapple!

This drink is dy-no-mite!

Tee-En-Tee!

Gives a whole new meaning to “Pop Tarts”!

Who squeezed the juice from the grenades?

A real sugar bomb that will make your pancreas explode and your eyes glaze over.

The contents of this juice box can can also be used to extinguish fires.

This drink is dynamite and will do wonders for intestinal blockage.

Drink at you own explosion.

Banned in New York City.