Making a speech?

AWWwww!

Clearly not Donald

I’d be careful making it to dogs

Queens and Toms,
I am purrrefctly happy to see you hear tonight. As you know this is an historical speech about the Meow Meow Terrorists in Kenya in the 1950s. The British army did everything to catz the purrrpurrrtrators of this uprising. In fact they meowed down many of the Kikuyu people, and neutered many of the men.

Many of the documents are now declawsified, and can be purrused by any interested purrty.

The kitten’s name is Mike.

Kittens in Bow-ties are cute.

Cats in clown costumes, are sinister.

– And now, ladies and gentlemen: DO NOT LITTER!!

This notebook is purrfect for studying furreign languages.

Actually! The kitten would probably make more sense than Queensland Rail. That place is staffed by mad old dogs, and rabid bitches.

PIGS RULE. OK! (George Orwell)

Heil Kitty

Orwell wrote; Aminal Fram.

@algernon | 4:08 am: Possibly one that he grabbed, though?

Do you realise?

That when you open the cover, you may well be writing on its bum.

– Mr. President, what are you going to do about economy and unemployment?
– Meow!

Don’t let the cat get your tongue.

@DnT 0414. Not Mike Hunt I hope.

Don’t take him litterally.

Cats usually make speeches from scratch.

Good speakers sometimes paws for effect.

This guy ended up telling quite a yarn.

He’s not kitten anyone…

Is this the Purrsident of the United States?

@Marum | 4:32 am: Haha! Didn’t see that one, mate! Kind of leads into my caption at 4:26.

There are no litter box videos. It’s fake news. Totally fake.

Dog save feline.

That was not a cougar. That was my mother.

Hi folks, it’s good tabby here. I’m feline confident that we’ll have a great evening.

@Seventy2rd O’clock: http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

Will they help you with your speech? No, but they are at least pleasant animals.

Hello? Yes, this is cat… *Taps mic*… This thing on?

Reporter: “Mr. Kitty… just one simple question: We know that you and your family have all tested negative for toxoplasmosis, but there has, since your election, been a rise in the number of cat owners infected. I’m wondering how your administration plans to address the…” Kitty: “Okay, I know where you’re going with this. Now sit… sit! Good reporter. See the dog press – and they’re all dogs, by the way. So many dogs. The dog press just keeps trying to fake out my administration by moving the light on the wall as soon as we lunge for it. Every… Read more »

I never finished college. There was a shortage of pleasant animals.

Staff! My teleprompter isn’t working!
That’s coz you ate the mouse on your podium, sir.

Must be President James A. Garfield.

“I purr-omise a fish in every pot, and a litter box in every house.”

“I categorically deny the accusations that have been dogging me for the past eight lives.”

“In the next category in these awards is someone who has been litterally >b<catapulted into the spotlight. There are many tails about his early lives, and we can mews on the truth or otherwise of these”.

I’m gonna be ‘UUUGGE. Like a lion. I will! It won’t long!

It won’t *be* long.
I mucked up, just like Donald.

It’s Donald Duck – Not Donald Kitten….

@Marum | 4:29 am: That would be one way to get your handwriting analysed.

@DnT You mean anal-lysed I arss sume

My Great great Grandfather, was in Antonio Staradavarius Bottom Tile’s first creation.

Not only can i speak, but i can do odd-jobs around the house.

Now where’d my pink hat go?
I can’t make a speech without it!

Call me racist, but I just wouldn’t vote for a kitten as president.

@Myself: You have to be at least 35 years old to be President of the United States Of America. Extremely few if any felines live for that long.

Marum @ 4.03: If you don’t like cats, perhaps you should move into a street that has a Chinese restaurant, a furrier, and a luthier in close proximity.

we’re going to make america grrrreat again!