Been a while since I refused to yellow…

I am a uncivilized tourist cuz I don’t want to be done.

Comity comity kiora kiora ladies

I won’t blow nose in general direction

Instructions for the non-Engrish person: do civilized tourists = Just Do It not ban smoking = non-smoking is prohibited don’t cry Ye noisy = Just Do Yu quiet don’t yell or word = no noisy texting not pick trees = what, not even the large ones? disorderly feeding the animals = giving the eating to the monkeys climb touch carving = multi-tasking photo camera to obey the rules = now now, Sonny water saving electricity = cultural electric shock dining doesn’t waste = don’t waste your time dining no long-term occupy public facilities = no number two don’t force and… Read more »

The public facilities are top notch fighters and will be insulted if you invite them to spar.

You have to respect the public personnel eyes, but the rest of their bodies are free to scorn.

The personnel eysed service is not what I expected.

This is just the tip of the nice burg.

I can’t catch and throw animals? Well, there goes my kitten juggling act!

I think they put this tip in just to see how it feels.

If you take a photo that has someone sneezing in it, you will be fine!

I’m practicing advanced origami. Now I’m folding trees and fruit instead of paper.

No squatting in the public facilities.

Petty advantages? Pffffft! I only take serious advantages.

Refused to yellow. Accepted to brown.

No foreplay.
Take off shoes first.
Leap on.
Take what you want.
Thank you M’am.
Shut door on way out.

Electricity is the current method of saving water.

Suzy likes to pick up daisies.
Mark likes to pick up oaks. Whole trees.

P.S. Have anybody seen a fold flower growing?

So many funny laughter tips …

And here we have arrived at the Great Wall of Text…

But I had to yell ow, someone pinched my chest.

Probably Don.

This writer doesn’t know how to word.

Screw it, too many rules. Attention all ye noisy, pick the fold flowers, take pictures of people sneezing, and spare no public facilities. And above all, make sure the service personnel are forced to see it.

Did Colin Meloy write these rules? Or someone who similarly has a broad and old-timey vocabulary but can’t actually speak English?

Yes, even your photo camera has to obey the rules. This means it doesn’t have the right to spit, gamble and so on…

We are the knights who say “Ye”, noisily.

WHAT???!!!

I can’t take public advantages?
What about pubic advantages?

Otherwise why the heck am I even visiting?

Need to work on your welcoming skills, Chang!

Take public advantage.

Spectators will clap in time to accompany you, and cheer any yell when you finish.

THIS IS A FINE COUTH TOME.

Begone, you long nosed, red haired, monkey. I blow my nose in your general direction

Refuse to Yellow, Gambling and Poison.
What about Red, Orange, Green, Blue and Violet?

No nipple cripples?

Not rubbish the tip.

All the people pinching their chests in public these days! I can’t abide it! When can we have a return to good, old-fashioned decency?

PLEASE!!!! SPARE ME!!!

-The public facilities

I don’t think these rules are being enforced. I caught a bunch of people banning smoking in the middle of the park today.

Word!

Don no pinch chest; Donna yes.

And Don happens to be smoking, since not ban smoking. Also, Don has disobedient camera that won’t listen to rules.