You made it to 2017!
Photo courtesy of Alison Stonehouse.
Found at Shanghai airport.
(84 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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At least it doesn’t say “Shining Path”!
Thank goodness for that. For a moment thought I was lost
The left and right paths go nowhere.
Happy you here!
Long Tom 0116. Sendero Luminoso.
Beautiful name for such a pack of cuthroats.
The path to the Tabernacle is icy,
So too is the path to the tavern.
However. I will walk carefully.
(Peter Ustinov. – one of the best raconteurs I have ever heard.)
I especially love his “black” russian humour, most particularly the one about the Jews and the bread.
What if I’m “not here”?
Redaction: One of the best – The very best.
I’m not here yet – but I’m coming.
You found me! So, it’s my turn to be “it”, then?
Sie verlieren.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Well, everyone has to be somewhere.
You are caption
– Could you lower the camera a bit please? I want to make sure if I arrived yet.
Veni, vidi, ecce adsum.
Maybe the airport is combined with a hospital. Central Pathology and I C U. 😛
Unless you are Schrödinger, in which case you just might be here.
At least it’s in plane Engrish.
@ DnT 0559. or mine. I came, I saw, and I concurred. But even if I found that I was here. I have no clear idea of where, here, is.
And my GPS is outof fliggin butterflies.
or = for
How about “Great Leap Forward” or “Cultural Revolution”? I don’t know if Uncle Joe had any benign-sounding names for his mass slaughters.
You are here.
And thanks to your smartphone, we know it was you who plugged toilet #3 in bathroom 16G five minutes ago.
An ardent young contortionist named Bond,
Had some weird positions of which he was fond,
When his girlfreind cred “f–k”,
We are irretrievably stuck,
They mounted them as abstact art in a pond.
@Long Tom 0704.
The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of a million men, is a statistic, (Ol – Joe Steel)
Sorry I’m late at here!
That’s a relief, I thought I was somewhere else.
Wow, technology has come so far! The Chinese have invented the world’s first Quantum Airport, allowing you to be in two places at once!
(Also, Merry Chrismax and a Happy New Yie-Ar, my Engrish fliends!)
But you do not put a map here!
A little to the left… nope, to the right… no, further… there, now you are here!
Take ye not the Left Hand Path, you will be shanghaied.
Should be Central Park.
How do they know?!?!?!