Worm enough for ya?

Tequila on tap.

Grub

It’s a tape

I called my puppy Eddie Spaghetti. He hated pasta.

But he had worms.

Meatcondition?

French flies, flied lice or blue meat?

There seems to be a bug in the system.

– Mommy, I’m cold!
– Just crap your hands and wait.

Where do I insert the puppy?

I blame global worming.

Welcome to the Anthropocene Period.

The Holocene Period has ended.

(According to the Climatic Geologists)
For mine – I never knew there was any such discipline, until a couople of years ago

The more advanced version of this also has a ‘Legionella’ and ‘Salmonella’ setting.

The translator’s probably just a temp.

It’s a birdbath.

The blue spot is the Worm Hole.

Worm and fuzzy?
Wooly bear caterpillar!

Does that diagram remind you of a peacock, or are you just lukeworm to see me?

Luke…Luke…use the faucet, Luke!

There’s another scale that says “Clean” and “Dirt”.

Your translation’s still a little off, but you’re getting worm.

Alright, then, let me just open the faucet. Not too hot, not too cold but just righ- AAAAAAAAAH!!!

The thermometer just opposite to it reads “COLD – COAL – HOT”

Too bad spelling could detract such an otherwise professional looking sign.

“Happiness is a worm gun.”
— John Lenin