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I won’t be deturd
They serve fresh crap
Normally called ‘Restroom’.
Everybody’s Number Two restaurant.
You would have to eat the restaurant before you could do that!
I won’t be going for seconds.
Where soldiers like to order Sh*t on a Shingle
The staff are flushed with success.
750,000,000,000 flies can’t be wrong.
“Boss, we keep running out of after-dinner mints.”
– Waiter! There is no poo!
They have comfortable stools there.
Today’s Main Menu:
– A bowl of crap with flies and toilet pepper
– Flushed pees
– Urinal soup
– Shitake
The manager keeps a log of all the diners’ names.
Sufferin’ Sukhothai!
I wouldn’t dare order a chocolate mousse here.
Best in town. In fact, best in continent.
A major competitor to Krusty Krab.
We are both the number one, and number two, restaurant, in Thailand
I’mm really sure I would never eat there.
Yes sIam.
– Mommy, I want Weenie the Poo and Peezza!
Take some. Leave some.
– Number Two to go, please.
– Second door on the right, Sir.
I’ll have a number two to go.
Man, I feel like I lost weight there!
We thank with brief thanksgiving
whatever gods may be:
that no man lives forever,
That dead men rise up never
that even the weariest river
winds somewhere safe to sea. ( Rememberence – Swinburn)
As a citizen of a nation which backed that madman. Sorry kids.
If my tears could make your graves softer – then I cry for thee.
Vale ninos.
ADMIN: Could you please delete that last posting of mine. It was meant to be on the previous thread
My new laptop with W10 does strange things. Postings vanish in mid keysroke, to show up, in strange places.
Try the turducken.
They serve a good poo poo platter.
And their grilled pollution eggplant.
Waiter! There’s a fly in my poo!
You’re welcome, sir.
They serve everything with a side of corn. It’s not even optional.
Is that a crap to the left of the “P” on “POO?”
It’s where customers bring their houseplants to dine.
Today’s special: ABCD (already been chewed and digested) steak (we think)
This place is in the centre of everywhere. Most people pass it quite often.
Proprietor, Mr Hankey.
The sushi conveyor belt I heard is quite regular; the same old dishes keep coming back.
It’s excrementally excellent!
It used to be this little wee place until they expanded and renovated it.
Just opposite to the Pee Cafe