Q. What is warm, yellow, salty, and very dangerous?
A. Shark custard.
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago
Fappuccino works too.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
In case of horniness, remove foot.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
@Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am, Yes, they both involve whipping up the cream.
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago
Well it’s a lot less than a foot now.
Pete
8 years ago
The modern replacement for the cold shower.
Pete
8 years ago
@Marum 4:02
It’s a Japanese product mate.
First line under Catena is Japanese.
Chinese is also included after “Beauty Care”
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago
Contains salt-peter.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
Warning: Removing horniness with foot bath salt will make you limp.
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago
The cappuccino helps if your foot’s asleep.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
It has to be cappuccino; a long black would only make things worse.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
Cappuccino is just what you need after a hard day.
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago
I add that to my coffee, and the flavor is soooo good.
Pete
8 years ago
Horny or not….do i really want to take a bathtub full of cappucino?
jjhitt
8 years ago
Starbucks will never be the same again.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
The lid of the container won’t be the only thing that’s unscrewed.
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago
For those hot and black feet (see picture).
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago
CAUTION: We ran out of coffee
Geo
8 years ago
I don’t think this was meant to be rubbed on your “horn.” The two effects would then cancel out.
Geo
8 years ago
@Droll not Troll | 4:51 am
We can only HOPE that’s cream forming the white stuff in the giant cup on the packaging.
EffEff
8 years ago
It would be really ironic if rhino horn powder was one of the ingredients.
Myself
8 years ago
Catena means chain, so I presume this is an initiator of some sort of a chain reaction?
Step 1: Drink cappuccino.
Step 2: Become hipster.
Step 3: Use foot bath salts.
Step 4: Get horniness removed.
Which costs $99.99 per year at your local council, and entitles one to keep a poet for a year. Provided you keep hil on a leash at all times when outdoors.
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
@Marum | 4:04 am: I like cats but I couldn’t eat a whole one.
Pete
8 years ago
Maybe it’s a typo and they really meant “Canteena?”
Peter
7 years ago
The perfect antidote for Viagra
Mr Lister
7 years ago
Hey! Get your feet out of my cappuccino!
Pete
7 years ago
Hey, this stuff is better than Lexapro at reducing horny-ness!!!
I guess if you have 1.4 billion people, it explains the obsession about removing horniness.
Beware what you put in the bath
@Catena is a Cantina, which serves cats.
Bart is next to horniness
I imagine, a small crocodile would remove horniness even quicker.
Q. What is warm, yellow, salty, and very dangerous?
A. Shark custard.
Fappuccino works too.
In case of horniness, remove foot.
@Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am, Yes, they both involve whipping up the cream.
Well it’s a lot less than a foot now.
The modern replacement for the cold shower.
@Marum 4:02
It’s a Japanese product mate.
First line under Catena is Japanese.
Chinese is also included after “Beauty Care”
Contains salt-peter.
Warning: Removing horniness with foot bath salt will make you limp.
The cappuccino helps if your foot’s asleep.
It has to be cappuccino; a long black would only make things worse.
Cappuccino is just what you need after a hard day.
I add that to my coffee, and the flavor is soooo good.
Horny or not….do i really want to take a bathtub full of cappucino?
Starbucks will never be the same again.
The lid of the container won’t be the only thing that’s unscrewed.
For those hot and black feet (see picture).
CAUTION: We ran out of coffee
I don’t think this was meant to be rubbed on your “horn.” The two effects would then cancel out.
@Droll not Troll | 4:51 am
We can only HOPE that’s cream forming the white stuff in the giant cup on the packaging.
It would be really ironic if rhino horn powder was one of the ingredients.
Catena means chain, so I presume this is an initiator of some sort of a chain reaction?
Step 1: Drink cappuccino.
Step 2: Become hipster.
Step 3: Use foot bath salts.
Step 4: Get horniness removed.
@Pete 0459. I chose to ignore that for the joke.
It is called “poetic licence”.
Which costs $99.99 per year at your local council, and entitles one to keep a poet for a year. Provided you keep hil on a leash at all times when outdoors.
@Marum | 4:04 am: I like cats but I couldn’t eat a whole one.
Maybe it’s a typo and they really meant “Canteena?”
The perfect antidote for Viagra
Hey! Get your feet out of my cappuccino!
Hey, this stuff is better than Lexapro at reducing horny-ness!!!