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Must… remove… horniness…
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I guess if you have 1.4 billion people, it explains the obsession about removing horniness.
Beware what you put in the bath
@Catena is a Cantina, which serves cats.
Bart is next to horniness
I imagine, a small crocodile would remove horniness even quicker.
Q. What is warm, yellow, salty, and very dangerous?
A. Shark custard.
Fappuccino works too.
In case of horniness, remove foot.
@Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am, Yes, they both involve whipping up the cream.
Well it’s a lot less than a foot now.
The modern replacement for the cold shower.
@Marum 4:02
It’s a Japanese product mate.
First line under Catena is Japanese.
Chinese is also included after “Beauty Care”
Contains salt-peter.
Warning: Removing horniness with foot bath salt will make you limp.
The cappuccino helps if your foot’s asleep.
It has to be cappuccino; a long black would only make things worse.
Cappuccino is just what you need after a hard day.
I add that to my coffee, and the flavor is soooo good.
Horny or not….do i really want to take a bathtub full of cappucino?
Starbucks will never be the same again.
The lid of the container won’t be the only thing that’s unscrewed.
For those hot and black feet (see picture).
CAUTION: We ran out of coffee
I don’t think this was meant to be rubbed on your “horn.” The two effects would then cancel out.
@Droll not Troll | 4:51 am
We can only HOPE that’s cream forming the white stuff in the giant cup on the packaging.
It would be really ironic if rhino horn powder was one of the ingredients.
Catena means chain, so I presume this is an initiator of some sort of a chain reaction?
Step 1: Drink cappuccino.
Step 2: Become hipster.
Step 3: Use foot bath salts.
Step 4: Get horniness removed.
@Pete 0459. I chose to ignore that for the joke.
It is called “poetic licence”.
Which costs $99.99 per year at your local council, and entitles one to keep a poet for a year. Provided you keep hil on a leash at all times when outdoors.
@Marum | 4:04 am: I like cats but I couldn’t eat a whole one.
Maybe it’s a typo and they really meant “Canteena?”
The perfect antidote for Viagra
Hey! Get your feet out of my cappuccino!
Hey, this stuff is better than Lexapro at reducing horny-ness!!!