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It goes beyond mortal rooms.
Wow, it’s super roomy.
Photo courtesy of Yin Wang.
Found at a hospital in China.
Chinese says: “color ultrasound room”.
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Well, even superheroes get sick and injured every once in a while…
It’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside!
Next door to the Colourful Supper Room, the location of so many food fights.
So! It’s a Chinese Tardis, as used by Doctor Wu.
You will find Joseph the Ultrasound technician dressed in his amazing Technicolor dreamcoat.
The room is colourful because it’s lit by a green lantern.
For all your super needs
where the pretty colour x-ray films are made
Man, this room has got everything.
You’ll need kryptonite nails if you want to hang pictures.
Bring your lead lined bra & panties, ladies.
Just in case the dude with x-ray vision flies in from the coast.
Must be a rocker room
Sign on their Morgue: ‘R.I.P. Off!’
LSD experiment room.
Our ultra sound producer, Dr. Yu Sing Wong Song, is responsible for hit compilations like ‘Nurse Be Patient’, ‘Beauty and the Beast Of’, ‘Roentgen the Syringe’ and a widely popular Chinese band ‘Ultrapox’
OK but I really need to find the batroom.
For patience with unusual reactions to medical drugs.
*patients
Dude, just call it the green room.
Next to Wonderful Beth Room, Beijing Bad Room and No Leaving Room
Just another name for an Imax theater.
“Hey, Pisonos! It’s the Colorful Super Room Super Show!”
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to share the experience.
It’s the modern replacement for Chinese water torture.
Nowadays it’s Chinese light torture for prisoners they’ve kept in pitch dark solitary confinement for years. Optical nerve overload and instant insanity guaranteed.
Approved by ‘United Colors of SuperRoom’
@Lora:
Uhhh….what’s a pisono???
Black and white Super Rooms were made in the late 30’s, but colourful Super Rooms were invented in the 50’s.
@ Pete an Italian last name that Mario always called viewers in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. 🙂
I’ll admit, Super Mario Bros. games tended to have a rather colourful art design.
If you get to the Bland Mediocrity Room, you’ve gone to far.
Makes you wonder what they call the colonoscopy room.
Pete @ 5:25 am: Have you heard of the dude with T-ray vision? He always stares at women’s breasts.
No more little two-bit rooms for me!
@Pete and Lora;
It’s Spanish: Pisono (m) ; Pisona (f)
@ Marum @ Pete, @ Lora
Italian word meaning “friend.”
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/paesano#Noun