I just larvae these socks!

I just larvae these socks!

posted on 19 Jan 2017 in Clothing

worm-and-soft

Now birds keep trying to eat my socks…

Photo courtesy of Mike C.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 
Red text says: “We love a pretty article.
I’m cute and spend it in a pop everyday”

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Ladies Sucks?

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

They get between your toes

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Of course all ladies want to touch a 25 cm worm.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Careful what you touch and where the worms go.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I like ’em worm and hairy!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

So that’s where my winter warmer went.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If I touch the sock, I get all ladies?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

When your Dick is not Harry …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When it comes to worms in socks, I say the fuwa the better.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

“Where the Worms are” – Connie Francis

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If a winter warmer made you willie warmer, would a woolly winter warmer, make your winter willie wax warmer?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A Spanish bloke is visiting relis in Paddington Brissie. Halfway through his holiday, he finds that all his socks have holes in them . Despite the fact that he speaks no English, he walks down the road till he finds menswear shop. So in he goes. Esp: “Un paar de calcetinas por favor.” Aussie shop assistant: ‘Whaaa?’ Esp: Un paar de calcetinas por favor.”. Aus: ‘Eeehh!’ Just then he sees a rack full of socks, So he goes over grabs three pair, and comes waving the socks. Esp: “iEso si que es!” Aus: ‘ If you can spell it, why… Read more »

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Fuwa good time, touch the socks.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

I don’t want a worm in my soft wear.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

They sell out quickly. You have to be an early bird to get a pair.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Great, no need to crap her feet any more.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

What’s the point of being an early bird, if all one gets is worms.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Celebrity endorsement from Molly Ringworm.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

I don’t care how cute you are; keep your worms out of my soda pop!

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

@Marum, 7:12 am: That just means the worm should have slept late.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Grub me now!

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

Is that a pretty article in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

I’m more of a worm and fizzy type myself.

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

The problem is they’re constantly dirty.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Approved by Felix the Cat-erpillar

Tim Crow
Tim Crow
7 years ago

“Touch Me! For all ladies”
– Sounds like a guy might want to wear just one, strategically placed.

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

Earworms I’ve heard of, but toeworms make no scents.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Dr 0410. If they are Asian ladies, it just usually means that their eyes are bigger than their – err – capacity is.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That’s a great idea. If you have one 25cm or longer, you can disguise it as a glove puppet.

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