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I just larvae these socks!
posted on 19 Jan 2017 in Clothing
Now birds keep trying to eat my socks…
Photo courtesy of Mike C.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.
Red text says: “We love a pretty article.
I’m cute and spend it in a pop everyday”
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Careful what you touch and where the worms go.
I like ’em worm and hairy!
So that’s where my winter warmer went.
If I touch the sock, I get all ladies?
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Fuwa good time, touch the socks.
I don’t want a worm in my soft wear.
They sell out quickly. You have to be an early bird to get a pair.
Great, no need to crap her feet any more.
What’s the point of being an early bird, if all one gets is worms.
Celebrity endorsement from Molly Ringworm.
I don’t care how cute you are; keep your worms out of my soda pop!
@Marum, 7:12 am: That just means the worm should have slept late.
Grub me now!
Is that a pretty article in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I’m more of a worm and fizzy type myself.
The problem is they’re constantly dirty.
Approved by Felix the Cat-erpillar
“Touch Me! For all ladies”
– Sounds like a guy might want to wear just one, strategically placed.
Earworms I’ve heard of, but toeworms make no scents.
@Dr 0410. If they are Asian ladies, it just usually means that their eyes are bigger than their – err – capacity is.
That’s a great idea. If you have one 25cm or longer, you can disguise it as a glove puppet.