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You’ll be up all night at this hotel.
More than coffee makes her silly
“Yu fer coffee?”
‘No! I like it here.’
Silly silly girl too much coffee
If you spend more that half an hour on foreplay, she just about goes insane.
That roof looks like it defies the laws of Physics, or at least Plumbing.
– Un café au lait, s’il vous plaît.
– Ah … Olé!
A naked couple werefounddead in the street, after falling from a great height.. The police wrote it off as a double suicide.
However the fact that they were naked, preyed on one cop’s mind. So, in his spare time, he started climbing on the rooves of nearby buildings. Finally he found it, on one building with a sharply pitched roof. In a sheltered corner were their clothes, neatly folded, in two piles.
Suddenly it became clear, as to what had happened.
http://www.darwinawards.com
Shoulda worn a safety harness.
@72rd. 0403.
I think my example may have been: The Ministry of Silly F—ks.
Founded by
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Wang Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Sum Ting Wong Smith (Very Silly Communist Party)
and
Kevin Phillips-Wong (Slightly Silly Christ Max Party)
– Black or with mayonnaise, Sir?
You silly girl, you should have used weatherproof adhesive tape.
After the Golden Girls retired, they decided to open this coffee hotel.
Whipped cream?
In which order, would you like that whip and the cream?
Silly girl! Why did you open a hotel for coffee? It can’t pay for a room!
Silly happened ’cause she’s just too perky.
All rooms on the ground floor.
I hear she’s 100% Colombian.
Maybe they just misspelled ‘ILLY’
This place caused quite a brew-haha when it opened.
@Marum | 4:10 am
Crazy enough to make the hotel’s entire main structure out of COFFEE. Tsk, tsk… what were you thinking, silly girl?
Hotel???
It has no walls or rooms!
They must be “Joe”-king.
Our six-feet-under-grounded silly coffee beings are R.I.P (Roasted In Pee). Note: May contain nuts
Silly girl! Trix are for hookers!
I always stay at the Snarky Woman Whisky Drive Through.
Is that like the lame millennials’ version of Neutral Milk Hotel?
“I was in love with a girl who drank coffee. There was times when I couldn’t keep her off me…” — Tom Petty
Silly girl wanted to be a barrister but got the spelling wrong.
Looking at the condition of the signs on that roof makes one wonder whether they got their tubes of glue and personal lube confused! 😯
Located right next door to the Clever Girl Dinosaur Hotel
Big girls don’t cry; they drink coffee instead.
I guess the term “pleasure girl” was too passé.