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Good a keyboard that makes toast
And mousse for a dessert.
There’s another button that slices
It is ‘space’ you can many breads.
We used to sell Typesetting computers with alternative keyboaards, for various languages.
The ones in He;;enic script, were all Greek to me.
Hellenic
@Algernon 0403. F5 for regular; F6 for toast slices.
The key which says “MUM” has me really worried.
Hehe. I bet you screlled up to check.
Ladies mostly use Wake Up, Make Up and Homme keys
This keyboard ran out of Ctrl
After you press the “Pause Bread” key the computer will loaf around for a while.
Seems like a half-baked idea.
“sleep,”wake up”,”pause bread”… sounds like the daily life of a single dude.
Does a keyboard really knead a “Pause Bread” key?
The Trump administration uses special keyboards with an “Alt-Fact” key.
WARNING: Homeburger not found. Go Home, open Menu, unlock Bread and press any key to Mayonnaise …
Back in the day it was used as a circuit baker.
Does Widow 10 come with the Red Screen of Jam?
Used when you have a printer jam.
That’s what you get for buying a crummy computer.
Press to interrupt your sub-routine.
The “Pause Bread” key is used with spread sheets.
Surely there is a “Hold Mayo” key on there somewhere?
Where’s the “delete cookies” key?
The Queen song “One Vision” has as its last lyric, “Give me fried chicken!” Maybe they were hungry when they were writing the song lyrics (since that line didn’t go with the rest of the song).
We’ll go to the Space Bar, but you’re the one picking up the Tab, alright?
Mmmmmmm… Pause bread, om-num-num-num.
It’s a Win Doughs computer.
Sleep is a nice key to have. Is there a Shut Up key?
Or a Stop Snoring key?
Craps Lock on my Big Mac Book.
Is there a num(skull) lock key?
So what is the key command for copy/pasta, then?
@Pete | 11:16 am: I don’t think they could fit any moron it.
Stalling computers can be such a PITA.
To match the “Delete Butter”
Right next to Roll Lock and Print Cream