Dials the plumber.

Dials the plumber.

posted on 25 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

hand-the-water-leakage

Photo courtesy of Jennie Backstrom.
Found in a park in Beijing, China.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

But it could be urine

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Don’t had the water leskage

Marum
7 years ago

I remember the story of the litttle Dutch boy, who stuck his finger in a Dyke.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Something to bear in mind the next time my hand is on fire.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
7 years ago

Puts out bucket, solve problem. No need plumber

Marum
7 years ago

The Chinese characteras look like “NEWK”.
Is that a brand of Chinese plumbing supplies?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

So, what is the correct hand signal for water leakage, anyway?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

On what are you basin this theory?

Marum
7 years ago

An ardent young Plumber named Lee,
Was plumbing a young lass by the sea,
Said the lass; “Stop your plumbing,
For i hear someone coming”,
“Ah yes” said the plumber “Tis me.

Garst
7 years ago

I guess it’s back to the comical way of stopping leaks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The plumbing was installed by an ex spurt.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Connects to the internet the password leakage.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Apologises for the incontinence.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s all fun and games until someone puts a hand out.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

If it’s not a steady stream you might want to see a doctor.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

The characters literally say:
“Extend Hand, Out Water”.

Or i guess “Eject Water”.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

The water leakage can do that?

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Sorry, no alms for the water leakage today.

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Hey pal, you pay up or the water stops leaking.

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

Put out your hand, but make sure your water leakage doesn’t spray it. That would be rather unpleasant.

Rt
Rt
7 years ago

Yes, i know all about the hand-in-a-water-bucket-when-someone’s-sleeping joke. But thanks for rementioning it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Pete | 6:36 am: Sounds like a description of Frozone’s first try at using his powers. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Don’t you just hate meeting people who have damp handshakes?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Pete | 6:36 am: China has gay water? Who knew?

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

I read that the story about the little Dutch boy was actually an American story. When you think about it, if a dike is leaking, one person sticking a finger in the hole won’t make any real difference…especially if the integrity of the whole dike is in doubt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

… or else it gets the hose again.

Marum
7 years ago

@Long Tom 1942.

Who mentioned long clay walls?

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

@Marum: That’s what I thought of when I read the words “hand” and “water leakage” in the same sentence.

Marum
7 years ago

@Long Tom 1942. At least he, would be the first to see the catastrophe.

Marum
7 years ago

BTW. If he put his finger in a Dike – he would have a box-seat.

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

@Marum: And if he had put his finger into a dyke, he would have had a black eye.

Marum
7 years ago

@Long Tom 0807 It was a reward, for doing that which no dildo can ever do.
He mowed the lawn on saturday arvo.

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