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But it could be urine
Don’t had the water leskage
I remember the story of the litttle Dutch boy, who stuck his finger in a Dyke.
Something to bear in mind the next time my hand is on fire.
Puts out bucket, solve problem. No need plumber
The Chinese characteras look like “NEWK”.
Is that a brand of Chinese plumbing supplies?
So, what is the correct hand signal for water leakage, anyway?
On what are you basin this theory?
An ardent young Plumber named Lee,
Was plumbing a young lass by the sea,
Said the lass; “Stop your plumbing,
For i hear someone coming”,
“Ah yes” said the plumber “Tis me.
I guess it’s back to the comical way of stopping leaks.
The plumbing was installed by an ex spurt.
Connects to the internet the password leakage.
Apologises for the incontinence.
It’s all fun and games until someone puts a hand out.
If it’s not a steady stream you might want to see a doctor.
The characters literally say:
“Extend Hand, Out Water”.
Or i guess “Eject Water”.
The water leakage can do that?
Sorry, no alms for the water leakage today.
Hey pal, you pay up or the water stops leaking.
Put out your hand, but make sure your water leakage doesn’t spray it. That would be rather unpleasant.
Yes, i know all about the hand-in-a-water-bucket-when-someone’s-sleeping joke. But thanks for rementioning it.
@Pete | 6:36 am: Sounds like a description of Frozone’s first try at using his powers. 😉
Don’t you just hate meeting people who have damp handshakes?
@Pete | 6:36 am: China has gay water? Who knew?
I read that the story about the little Dutch boy was actually an American story. When you think about it, if a dike is leaking, one person sticking a finger in the hole won’t make any real difference…especially if the integrity of the whole dike is in doubt.
… or else it gets the hose again.
@Long Tom 1942.
Who mentioned long clay walls?
@Marum: That’s what I thought of when I read the words “hand” and “water leakage” in the same sentence.
@Long Tom 1942. At least he, would be the first to see the catastrophe.
BTW. If he put his finger in a Dike – he would have a box-seat.
@Marum: And if he had put his finger into a dyke, he would have had a black eye.
@Long Tom 0807 It was a reward, for doing that which no dildo can ever do.
He mowed the lawn on saturday arvo.