A real animal would shower.

A real animal would shower.

posted on 26 Jan 2017 in Bags/Packaging

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Iā€™m so sick of hippos hiding in the tub.

Photo courtesy of Rich Nakatsu.
Found on aluminum storage can.

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Pete
Pete
7 years ago

This product recommended by three out of four hippos.
Buy it, try it! We think your little hippo will agree!

Marum
7 years ago

I like the word “lugubrious”. Which is how I descibed Windows2000 once. When asked to define what I meant. Thus:

It put me in mind of a chorus line of Hippopotami, dancing swan lake in Tutus.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

They happily put out themselves the water leakage.

Marum
7 years ago

@engrishwebmaster 0142

Testerday mine put on a fur rug, and was pretending to be the cat. I only realized, when he ate the whole bag of catfood.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How can you put a hippo in a can?
– Squeeze them thoroughly!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

The aren’t crazy brave these hippos

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

They are cowards look at the mess they’ve made

Marum
7 years ago

A very old joke:

Q: What is huge and fat and black, and has a huge trunk?

A: An Italian woman going on holidays.

Q: Why do Italian women wear Black?

A: So people won’t mistake them for elephants, when they go on holidays

SF
SF
7 years ago

The courageous soak in whisky.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

That last statement is a crock.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Do hippo hearts taste like chicken?

Marum
7 years ago

@Yu No Huu 0456.

Thanks. A crock of whisky would go down well.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Of course they soak in it. Otherwise they dehydrate and shrink, and become even bigger cowards.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Beach Ape loves Water too.

Marum
7 years ago

Three gentlemen from Africa, are sitting in the Summit restaurant in Toowoomba. (at the top of the range)

One says: It’s too WOOM bah, another says it’s too woom BAH, the third onee says, no, it’s TOOO WOOOMB ah.

A local thinks he will be helpful and says: “It is prononced “too woom ba.” It is an old Aboriginal word which means – where the water sits down.”

The three gentlemen from africa look him up and down, and one says: “i don’t really believe you would know. I’ll bet you have never heard a Hippopotamous fart underwater!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Hippos like to write witty, satirical plays?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am: You’re right. Hippos aren’t afraid of crocs.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Their heart may be coward, but they have the kidneys of a WARRIOR!

Marum
7 years ago

Vetinarians take the Hippotonic Oath.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Tell that to Flavio and Maurita.

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

I’ve been through the desert on a hippo with no name (he wouldn’t tell me because he was such a coward).

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas… but he was too scared to ride in Santa’s sleigh. šŸ™

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

Coward
Very coward
The most coward

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Very lights can be scary.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Lora: The hippo was probably scared of the reindeer.

Diddims
Diddims
7 years ago

Were Flavio and Marita so cowardly of heart that they’d relocate to a cushy penthouse in the city?

soggy
soggy
4 years ago

I tried to make a funny comment but only was able to cry.

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