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5nd floor is next
well thats taking everything to the th floor
The 2th floor is where the dentists have their offices.
Where’s the fivest floor?
I’ve been there 1th but I wouldn’t go again.
Doth it have a bathement?
Is this a lift or a lisp?
@ Droll not Troll | 4:04 am: Also called ‘the teeth floor’
And on the 7th floor, God stops
– Mommy, where is the turd floor?
Steps should be taken to avoid mistakes like this.
The brothels are located on the Sexth Floor.
“If you ain’t firth, yer lathst.” -Ricky Bobby
His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the topth floor, if you know what I mean.
Engrish grammar is so easy!
I juth gok back fum the denthith….
I think this elevator’s coming down with something.
So that’s where Colin Firth got his last name.
To tell the 2th, I don’t think the floor markers are entirely correct.
Everybody is 4nd of the 4nd floor, the most popular by far. They get lost and have to 5nd their way to the 5nd floor but almost inevitably10nd to end up at the 10nd floor.
fortunately an Arabic translation is provided in the righth column
Looks like this lifth might be near the Firth of Forth
Saying thirth sounds thunny.
1th upon a time, in an elevator far, far, away…
Hotel Carillon
But it doesn’t say thirth, is says threeth.
5rd? Is that the new name of 5/3 Bank?