The most noble of flames.

Puts hand grenade to shame

Well who knows it could be snow

Well at least the color is right

If it distinguishes the fires, it will make the fires spread.
Great for burning thing down!

The Burning Beard Knows.

Or use the fire entrance on the left

It can distinguish real fires from false alarms.

In case of inability to tell one fire from another, break glass.

Distinction is made at here!

Result: Kentucky Fried Children

– Excuse me, where is the fire distinguishim?

Let’s see… Put out that one, and that one… NOT that one… That one.. LEAVE that one… That one…

It is always nice to know what kind of fire is about to kill you.

The latest professional name created by the politically correct snowflakes for firemen.

Pffft, I you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.

He’s quite distinguished, but totally flaming.

But can fire distinguisher from him?

They give this fire 3 out of five alarms. It’s got a good flame, but you can’t stop, drop, and roll to it.

I’m not a fire extinguisher. That puts out a fire.
I’m a fire distinguinsher. I just tell you when you’ve got a fire.*

You’ve got a fire.*

Peace and freezing CO2 vapor be upon him.

(*quoting an exceptionally annoying TV ad series seen lately in the US.)

surely it has a mustache and 100 relatives named Muhameed

The fire distinguinsher is known by the title “His Exigency”.

You can always tell a distinguished fire by its soot.

– O … Officer, don’t you see? There’s fire!!!
– Excellent, Madam. Just stay in the area and wait for additional destructions.

Ooooooh! I get it! It’s a spectrometer!

Or fire relinquisher?

So this is the fireman’s answer to captain obvious?

Firthly, go forth and find your place, but don’t worry too much – they’re not that much different to each other.

Class ABC hand grendade discriminates against no fire

Actually, I now realize the sign makes total sense. Recall from a previous English entry that guests are “extinguished”, and therefore, fires are “distingui(n)shed”.

Clearly this is a new smoke detector with fewer false fire alarms

-BEEP! BEEEEEP!!! THERE’S A FIRE!
-No there isn’t, I’m just cooki-…
-I’m sorry, are you a fire distinguinsher?