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The hard part is finding his mouth…
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I’m all legs
The waters extra
I prefer octacore tablet
The customers are suckers for this kind of thing.
I didn‘t know Octopus takes pills with Coke and beer.
This business is on the squids.
Try also our ‘Earthquake’, ‘Tornado’ and ‘Dehydrated Boulders’ pills, all made by ACHE Corpsenation.
(CAUTION: Not effective on road runners)
Mine needs one for indigestion.
Must be something he eight.
Is that a tentacle in your pocket or …?
Stay away from the shrimp pills. They are made from crushed Asians.
@Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am: …. are you just glad to sea me?
The first ones are free, but once they get their tentacles in you, you’re going to pay.
Octopus’s Tablet
We would happy to you and meat
No one there to tell us what to eat
I’d like to be under the sea
With an octopus’s tablet for you
With an octopus’s tablet for you
At a seafood table with you
@ Droll not Troll | 5:38 am: … or elsea …!
Coke, water, plastic bottles, tea: a regular part of an octopus’ diet.
Actually, the pills are for trans-species transitions.
It’s what the squid did.
Octopus Pill: It’s an all day sucker.
The Chinese think this will put them ahead in the arms race.
He was tall,dark, and all Hans.