Not even children are safe…

Jury up, kid!

Well thst covers most things then

Run child run

Jurors today aren’t what they used to be.

Run fast or you’ll get court.

Juror 404: Serial number not found. Enter correct serial killer and press ‘Esc’ to run through the Windows.

Show him a finger, Juror!

And that goes for you too, Junior!

They weren’t fast enough and now it’s a hung jury.

In China, jurors are on trial by murderers.

The child in the picture is the chief judge of the Supreme court.

That’s a competition in the paralegal Olympics. Next event is the 400m legal hurdles.

One down, eleven more to go.

Was it a trial run?

Murderers can definitely be injurious.

Jury run from murderer, lest they become hung.

Because they fear the murderer’s friends will get them if they give the wrong verdict.

So you’re saying that lone-holdout juror in the Slager trial is a Chinese kid?

Wait – is that a photo of a baby-faced killer?

“May.i be excused your honor? This jury duty time will cut into my daily nap time required to turn out a healthy kid.”

“Objection, your honor!”

Is it rawful?

Ze Plane! Ze Plane!