The main problem, is that you ave to bend over to pick it up.
So, if you feel a sharp prick, thegood news, is that you have not injured your back.
Pete
7 years ago
These are your bowels on chinese salad.
(Literally AND figuratively!)
Geo
7 years ago
Looks the same before and after.
Geo
7 years ago
Not recommended for people with Irritable Bowl Syndrome.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
From ”Breakfast Scissorforks”
Pete
7 years ago
Bend over and kiss your bowels goodbye after eating raw salad in China.
Because your bowels will wind up looking like that photo afterward.
Pete
7 years ago
The funny thing is that the translation is nearly perfect.
The first 2 characters do mean “breakfast”.
The last 2 characters do mean “salad”.
The issue is the middle character.
Which I think is used for both sausage, and sausage is traditionally stuffed into…a casing made of animal intestines…e.g., bowels!
Tim Crow
7 years ago
Served with warm buns.
algernon
7 years ago
What no carrots
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
Perfect for a vagitarian diet.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Lettuce hope you have the guts to eat it.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Please pass the toilet pepper.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Wait- what are you gonna do with those tongs? 😯
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
This is your breakfast on crack.
Long Tom
7 years ago
Is it actually sausage? And what is it served atop of, shredded cabbage?
If so, it’s a Bohemian restaurant on China.
UCity
7 years ago
From a restaurant located in the bowls of the hotel.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Maybe they are DUMPlings.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@Long Tom | 6:36 pm: That’s what it looks like to me, too! But then, I’ve heard of fake chicken eggs and plastic rice from China, both of which were sold as food, so who knows?
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
I can guess which hole they get corn flakes from.
Filboid
7 years ago
Snap, Crapple and Plop! Good morning!
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
– Waiter! There is fork spoon!
Marum
7 years ago
@Pete 1320.
Och aye laddie So those wee slanties ken the Haggis….Nooo?
PeeBee
7 years ago
Filboid, more like snap, crackle, and poop.
Pete
7 years ago
@Marum 622:
Och aye, they do.
zankhana
7 years ago
They say a good breakfast will keep you going all day……….
Marum
7 years ago
For they who do not understand what Pete and I were going on about.
Haggis is basically porridge, and a few other unmentionable ingedients, stuffed into a sheep’s stomach – which is basically a mega serving of tripe.
In Oz many years ago, they tried to import one for hogmanay – for the piping in of the Haggis –
(To look upon yer honest sonsie face,
Yer chieftain of the pudden race) {Burns}
however the Dept of Health banned it….Rightly so.
The Caledonian Society went beserk. (Which is barely indistiungisable from a normal day in Glasgow)
Pete
7 years ago
@Marum 6:18,
Anthony Bourdain (Or was it Andrew Zimmern? Can’t freakin’ remember) did a very informative segment on Haggis during a Scotland visit episode.
Basically Haggis appears to be Oatmeal mixed with internal sheep organ bits, baked in a sheep’s stomach.
I think I’ll stick to eating my oatmeal with milk and honey, thankya very much. In some situations I have a healthy dose of culinary adventurism. In others…such as when it comes to Haggis…I react more like yer typical ‘Murican.
Peter
7 years ago
Bowels of course . . . from the most bowelful country in the world.
I’d like to buy a bowel.
Sliver service
Actually! Slithery service.
The main problem, is that you ave to bend over to pick it up.
So, if you feel a sharp prick, thegood news, is that you have not injured your back.
These are your bowels on chinese salad.
(Literally AND figuratively!)
Looks the same before and after.
Not recommended for people with Irritable Bowl Syndrome.
From ”Breakfast Scissorforks”
Bend over and kiss your bowels goodbye after eating raw salad in China.
Because your bowels will wind up looking like that photo afterward.
The funny thing is that the translation is nearly perfect.
The first 2 characters do mean “breakfast”.
The last 2 characters do mean “salad”.
The issue is the middle character.
Which I think is used for both sausage, and sausage is traditionally stuffed into…a casing made of animal intestines…e.g., bowels!
Served with warm buns.
What no carrots
Perfect for a vagitarian diet.
Lettuce hope you have the guts to eat it.
Please pass the toilet pepper.
Wait- what are you gonna do with those tongs? 😯
This is your breakfast on crack.
Is it actually sausage? And what is it served atop of, shredded cabbage?
If so, it’s a Bohemian restaurant on China.
From a restaurant located in the bowls of the hotel.
Maybe they are DUMPlings.
@Long Tom | 6:36 pm: That’s what it looks like to me, too! But then, I’ve heard of fake chicken eggs and plastic rice from China, both of which were sold as food, so who knows?
I can guess which hole they get corn flakes from.
Snap, Crapple and Plop! Good morning!
– Waiter! There is fork spoon!
@Pete 1320.
Och aye laddie So those wee slanties ken the Haggis….Nooo?
Filboid, more like snap, crackle, and poop.
@Marum 622:
Och aye, they do.
They say a good breakfast will keep you going all day……….
For they who do not understand what Pete and I were going on about.
Haggis is basically porridge, and a few other unmentionable ingedients, stuffed into a sheep’s stomach – which is basically a mega serving of tripe.
In Oz many years ago, they tried to import one for hogmanay – for the piping in of the Haggis –
(To look upon yer honest sonsie face,
Yer chieftain of the pudden race) {Burns}
however the Dept of Health banned it….Rightly so.
The Caledonian Society went beserk. (Which is barely indistiungisable from a normal day in Glasgow)
@Marum 6:18,
Anthony Bourdain (Or was it Andrew Zimmern? Can’t freakin’ remember) did a very informative segment on Haggis during a Scotland visit episode.
Basically Haggis appears to be Oatmeal mixed with internal sheep organ bits, baked in a sheep’s stomach.
I think I’ll stick to eating my oatmeal with milk and honey, thankya very much. In some situations I have a healthy dose of culinary adventurism. In others…such as when it comes to Haggis…I react more like yer typical ‘Murican.
Bowels of course . . . from the most bowelful country in the world.