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Kitty why is your face black
This is NOT my caption
Is that a purple in your head
Hello Dalton.
Green bags are red
Violets are blue
Snow White is pink
What about you
It automatically becomes green when carried
Are we there yet?
She’s also an excellent driver.
Green is the new pink.
Why not?
First the homosexuals hijacked the word “gay”. No they are trying to hijack “rainbow”.
That gives an entirely different aspect to what the Greenpeace people are doing on the high-seas, in the Rainbow Warrior.
now.
How long before that gets deleted?
I have used no swear words, nor have I critisized anyone for anything other than their misappropriation of the english language.
This is my douuchebagg.
Also known as ‘Yello’ Kitty’
@Marum: In Japan, they are known as Lainbow Walliors and Gleen Peas.
Forget the green bag. Where’s the Acapulco Gold bag?
If it’s a green bag stuck in a pink bag’s body, which restroom does it use?
for(;;) {
printf(“This is my GREEN bag!\n”);
}
😀
LADY GAGA: Wow, so fab dude, your new bag is, like, green!
PARIS HILTON: Yeah, rilly? Oh man, I, like, thought I forgot my color lenses!
Green Bag is pillows!
Maybe she thinks if she says it enough times, it’ll become true.
I guess the bag ripened recently.
This is your green bag on drugs.
Oh, I think we all know what that winking kitty is keeping in her “green bag”.
@Marum, 5:09 AM: No need to be jealous over the word “gay” being a euphemism for homosexuality. You can be gay too, if you want.
I thought it was dogs that are color blind, not cats.
@Chris 0748am. . I have both homo and hetero friends. No phobias here. I was referrring to “gay” as in shakespearian and Chaucer’s English. ie. “Sir Henry and the King had a gay old time last night.” ergo: The were out drinking and whoring….Not rolling in the hay with one another – even though they were probably sharing their ladies.
I object to any group appropriating words for themselves, aand virtually excluding others from using them. I love my so versatile native tongue, and consider it a privelige to be born ito a language so crazy as english. I cosider such monopolisations of words to the virtual exclusion of others using them – by any group – to be linguistic imperialism,. ♫Do you remember the day When if you said that you were gay It meant with joy you could sing and shout ? A fairy was enchanting, And dressing up and camping Was something you did with the Scouts… Read more »
Hello Kitty is so sugary cute many people go green and reach for their barf bag. 🙂
Guys, you’ve got it all wrong; she just means her bag pollutes less.
It’s a mixed (up) bag
@Marum, 8:27 AM: The thing is, language is constantly changing and evolving. Otherwise, we’d still be saying things like “Gadzooks” and “Odds my bodkins.” My earlier point was that you can still use the word with its original meaning.
Is it:
This is my midori bag.
Or:
This is my gurin bag,
What does it mean? Someone needs to let the cat out of the bag!
@Marum | 8:44 am: One of my favourite satirical songs! 🙂
I was reminded of the song I heard when I was little:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kipjrg5O0A4
The artist actually meant “greenback” as in cash, but it got misinterpreted.
Red Green! I love that guy! Now where’s my duct tape, eh?
Sorry what color was your bag again?