Mom, how do you keep your figure?

posted on 31 Dec 2016 in Chinglish

healthy-swinger

A different exercise every night.

Photo courtesy of  John-Paul Mitchell.

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Better than Chitroit

posted on 30 Dec 2016 in Clothing

los-york-city

Photo courtesy of Dennis Falt.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Meatball fries, your time has come!

posted on 29 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

mustache-is-tiny-squid

My wife would like a demon moustache.

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Try.
Found in Thailand. 

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Makes you feel like crap

posted on 28 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

breakfast-bowel-salad

Photo courtesy of Kent Kwong.
Found at Beijing hotel.

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This explains the nose plugs…

posted on 27 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

whiffing-in-the-pond

Come for the frogs…stay for the smell.

Photo courtesy of Jordan Bunnell.
Found in China. 

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The Zen of Paris.

posted on 26 Dec 2016 in Chinglish

effiel-tower-paris

The only place I eat wasabi baguettes…

Photo courtesy of Steve Kaye.
Found in street market in China.
Mountain in background is Mt. Fuji (Japan).

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Merry Throlling Christmas!

posted on 24 Dec 2016 in Signs

throllling-christmas

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Spotted in Tokyo. 

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Where’s your brother, WeeWee?

posted on 23 Dec 2016 in Clothing

poon

I’m afraid to ask what Peko means…

Photo courtesy of Steve Kaye.
Child’s t-shirt found in SE Asia.

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Do you have anything a little cheaper?

posted on 22 Dec 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

used-only-once

 

Just turn it over…just like new!

Photo courtesy of Luke Thomas Durkin.
Found in China. 

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Because turtles

posted on 21 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

every-time

I’m not saying.

Photo courtesy of Steve Kaye.
Found in China.

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