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Also known as ‘Hand Grenade’
Just in case there’s no fire
It’s annihilator than you think.
Don’t just extinsuish it.
1. Pull pin.
2. Run.
Sarah Connor?
Sure beats burning to death.
Gets rid of Nihilists.
Inspired by ‘Star Wnrs’
Are you sure it isn’t Ann’s inhaler?
Trump used this Annihilarilator to win.
Years ago Air India dropped a 737. On Radio Australia, Ray Fo Fong was reading the news report, throughout SE Asia.. Imagine this with a broad indian accent: “The plene was trying to gain altitude, when it hit a truck loaded with hey, and burst into flemes.” I know one shouldn’t laugh but. I was driving on a track round the back ot Brissie Airport at the time, I ended up driving off the road into the long grass, and damn near through the airport fence. Several things went through my mind at once. One: If it hit a truck… Read more »
Arnie uou shouldn’t have
For destroying the flames
We used to have a disintegrator there, but the first time someone used it… it disintegrated!
(Fans of Marvin the Martian will no doubt recognise that joke).
CAUTION: In case of fire, destroy all fire extinguishers and immediately start using artillery
What we don’t realize from the picture is that what appears to be an extinguisher in fact STARTED that fire.
Better make sure you’re up to code
Ready. aim. fire.
For in case of lack of fire…
Use of the Annihilator is protected by the Second Amendment.
Exterminate!
Just annihil deeply…and again…again…there, feel better now?
The things they come up with…a flame thrower !
I know things are pretty grim right now, but setting ourselves on fire is not the answer.
Macau’s immediate neighbouring country desperately needs it.
In case any evil aliens or sentient robots take over Macau, use the annihilator.
This is an upgrade from the good old hand grenade.
You’re fired.