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Sorry, I’m a heavy smoker.
Able to move small buildungs wih a single push
Questionly thanks
If there is so little fire in the hotels in the neighborhood, it’s hardly a problem.
Even Italia gai can’t move condominium while smoking
The rumors are the main problem; where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
What do you want me to do about the buildings ,oving? Wedge a pack of fags under one side.
IN CASE OF FIRE DON’T USE LIFTS
Whenever I read that sign i thought….If i had a fire behind my ar$3, i’m sure I could beatthe lifts by a mile.
”I mean, would you like the hotel moved a bit to the left?”
– Fawlty Towers
Superman smokes???
I quit smoking but I just can’t stop moving buildings
Usually she has her cigarette _after_ I finish making the building move.
They shouldn’t report the fires in the papers.
The papers will just make the little fires spread.
@72rd 0424. Mariah Carey does that. If she can’t park right in front of the entrance, she gets them to shift the building a leetle.
Ps. It must be a salutary experience to be one of the world’s greatest wankers, and have the money to indulge all one’s lunacies.
@Pete 0424. Yes, but he doesnt use tobacco. His cigarettes are made of shredded titanium.
“Hello front desk? Yes, there seems to be a penguin on top of the television.”
I can blame the smokes from the volcanoes moving the building.
Whenever the building moves, please sing:
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down, a’tumbling down
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down, a’tumbling down
and help will appear.
LOOK!! You crazy nip. If I am on fire and smoking, WHERE is an appropriate place?
What do you do with an Italia-gai?
Probably, depends on which way you are facing at the time.
@Ben 0440.. I would have thought that would be pretty dangerous, after you’ve both reduced the bedroom to kindling.
The Italia gai is responsible for the fires; he’s a flaming queen!
@Marum: Did you notice one of your comments from yesterday’s post seems to have been removed? The one about the beavers. I know it was there, because I posted a reply. I don’t recall anything offensive in it, but then I’m not easily offended.
@DNT 6:09am : Leave It to Beaver?
EDIT: racism ~ anthropomorphism.
@Marum: I would think that Superman creates smoke only with his heat vision.
This translation is a thing seeming questioningly.
When buildings move in Tokyo it’s the smokers’ fault.
Now I know the real reason there are signs telling smokers to keep away from the buildings.
– Hey, Building! Don’t move!
– B … But Officer, it’s only an earthquake!
That means YOU, godzilla!!!!
@Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am: My fave quote (dunno if it was really in the show, though) : “You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward.”
When visitors smoke, the building goes ashtray.
Hey! You with the cigarette! Put that building down.
If you see somebody, say somebody!
Every time you think you’re walking, you’re just moving the ground.
No worries, dear Manager.
I’m not Superman.