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Happy Thanksgiving
posted on 24 Nov 2016 in Snacks
I’m feeling such a turkey
Photo courtesy of Chris McCartney-Melstad.
Originally posted 2003.11.27.
(268 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
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Lost turkey? Last turkey? Roast turkey? Or just a bit of all those?
Clanberry sauce?
I hope they prucked it first.
May I have Loast Plime Libs of Beef instead?
The best loast turkey since the Mayfrower alived at Prymouth Lock!
Happy Turkey Day, everyone.
That’s what happens when my lost turkey ends up in the hands of the Japanese!
I prefer flozen turkey, it’s more plactical.
loathed turkey
The turkey burns the igneous cock with whore dust.
Then it is fine.
Foltunatery I’d plefel my tulkey boired ^_^
White meat, dark meat,and now loast meat; eating is getting too complicated, I’ll just have another whiskey.
When the pilgrims landed, if they had shot a cat instead of a Turkey, would Americans be eating p***y for Thanksgiving?
Mmm, flesh loasting!
The sequel to Loast Highway
Looks like a Thanksgiving thing.
With issues.
typo for lotsa turkey
Would you like a plate of lice to go with it?
Have you sean my turkey? I seam to have loast it.
Tasts loasty
Is it a beard
And fleshly flied!
Déjà vu English
Try it with some Grate Britain
I hope it’s flee lange.
It’s not a turkey. It is a Liar Bird, which lied once too often.
Happy horiday, Amelica!
If yourlady goes “gobble gobble”, she is just asking to be plucked.
While we are mangling English:
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
BTW. Plaigarised from God knows womb.
Loast and all a rone.
@72rd 0411. I assume it’s “deja vue” all ovrer again.
Imported from Turkey. On sale at WarMart. Content: Kurdish.
You want reg or bleast?
A: The TSA confiscated my comfort animal at the airport!
B: Comfort animal? What animal?
A: A turkey. And i can’t figure out what they did with it.
B: (Gulp) A turkey?
A: Yeah. Hey, what’s that in that silver & green bag you’re eating?
B: Ummm….jerky…..
A: Oh…what kind?
B: ……….
Get in me berry!
It may be a little late for Thanksgiving, (and a LOT late for Thanksgiving here in Canada), but… Happy Brack Flyday!
Stuffed with flesh clanbelly?
mmm glavy