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So not Donald then
Be care where you poke that thing
Well happy days
CoMing Soon
Boring – like watching table pennis
It looks like the guy on the sign has 4 of them!
@algernon | 4:02 am: Let’s hope that’s one prick that never gets erected!
The buildup has been hard on everyone.
If you build it, it will come.
Is that an erection in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Heads up!
– Mommy? What’s wrong with that man?
– Eh, um, h-he … just needs to pee, sweetie!
A sign on WcDonald’s toilet
Erection in progress, please wear protection.
Watch out for your ballots!
Safety rules rigidly enforced.
X marks the spot!
“We need more blue pills now!”
If it lasts more than 4 hours, consult the site foreman.
Now THAT’s what I call a “Do Not Disturb” sign!
Very appropriate for today… Either way we get screwed.
From the lines I’ve seen outside polling places, your election very well might last more than four continuous hours.
Sorry, you’re thinking of BILL Clinton.
Whoever designed that sign really pulled as boner.
– Good news, sweetie! Daddy has been erected!
– Did he crap his hands, Mommy?
Look at all the men erecting…
I wonder how Margaret Thatcher got erected …
So the X is a censor bar?
@Seventy2rd o clock | 12:20 pm: She was known as the iron lady, so… magnets?
A headline I would just love to see:
Trump Goes Down – Hillary Ensues.
@ Droll not Troll: Or an iron man …
@DNT-But the opposite happened…
From Phuket, Thailand?
rage boners achieved.
Hillarious