This one’s chock full of xyymyyp!

This one’s chock full of xyymyyp!

posted on 21 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Anand.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Mongolia.

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algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Farmed on the steppes and kept in yurts for better taste

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Taste nice on toast

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

Needs more xlns.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

We serve it, you bring it up.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

This child has been rated B151 on our quality scale

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Enter your birth date to order: mm/dd/yy

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Can I get a tot of rum with that?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Dish for pedophile.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

You must be less than this height to be eaten here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Goes nicely with B52 and Area 51 dessert

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Tastes like bratwurst.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Droll not troll:4:18am. I guess thats a kind of sausage

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Do not entrée the minors.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@algernon | 4:22 am: Yes, made from brats. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Cooked in cold-pressed baby oil.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– OK kids, let’s eat!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Name of child is Mary Nymph and she likes weiners.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

They also have quantity of child but it costs an arm and a leg.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

@Droll not Troll:4:24am. It could be made from kids rather than from a pork

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Xyymyyp must be Mongolian Ritalin.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– … Mommy?? …..

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

The quality is not apparent.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

It’s not so much “a special of the day” as it is “a Modest Proposal of the day”

Classic Steve
8 years ago

You’ve heard of “just like Mother used to make”? This is just like a four-year-old makes.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@72rdoclock, 4:27 AM:

“Let’s eat kids!”
as opposed to: “Let’s eat, kids.”

Punctuated correctly, no one has to die.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I had child-like qualities, but I ate them.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

The words in the Cyrillic alphabet are pronounced:
Makhguy khuushuur

UCity
UCity
8 years ago

Judging by the picture, perhaps a bit… crusty?

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

No thanks, I’m on a low xyymyyp diet.

Johnny Cache
8 years ago

Isn’t that the cousin of Mr. Mxyzpltk?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Kids socks?

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Khuushuur is a deep fried meat pocket.
Usually filled with beef or mutton.
Surrounded by wheat glour.
Envision a huge A$$ fried dumpling.
Sometimes it’s round, sometimes chinese dumpling shaped.

Basically mongolian street food.
How do i know this?

Oddly a lot of mongolians happen to have settled in my region.
Why here? Beats me.

Eggrish
Eggrish
8 years ago

Ahhh look, the T1000 had a baby!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I like children, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

PeeBee
PeeBee
8 years ago

Pete, it sounds delicious, though. Sort of a Mongolian calzone.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

@ Pete 2:43pm Is your neighbor‘s name Genghis Khan?

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

I remember a “The Far Side” cartoon where two parents walk up to an embarrassed witch and they ask her, “What? We hired you to watch our children and you cooked and ate them BOTH?”

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

BFC:
No but they are named Morris & Sylvia Kahn.
😉

PeeBee: Um, yeah delicious if ya like fatty sheep meat.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

eat me Eat me!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Pete 1443. Strange where people end up living. In my area, there is a large amount of brown skinned Spanish speaking people.

They are Chileans, who fled the Pinochet regime.

Why here? As they say f— nose.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Old Pineapple Face was responsible for a lot of migration. I guess relocating, was preferable to vanishing entirely.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Chris 0712. Punctuated correctly, no one has to die. OK mate can I have them tomorrow.

Strine. What?

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Marum:
Pineapple face?
You blokes call Pinochet that?
Here that moniker usually still applies to Manuel Noriega of Panama.

Brown skinned Chileans in Queensland?
OK, that’s surprising. I guess they must mestizo (mixed native american (red) indian & european ancestry).

Odd how they fled across the Pacific to Oz vs. fleeing north.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

I though Ferdinand Marcos (former Phillipines dictator) was “Pineapple Face”.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@ Pete dunno about Chile, but Australia and Argentina have a lot in common.

With hte brown skin I thought they may have been Chilean + S. Amer.Indian mix. Like those beautful ladies in Rio. Portugese + Indian + Negro mix, and aren’t they proud of that.

I guess if some came here and reported favourably, all their mates and relis followed.

In Oz, Probably only I call him that – habla Espanol a poco – I can read Spanish, or Sth. Amer. newspapers. Not many Aussies have any Spanish at their command

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Restaurant owner:
“We train our kids very young, they will give you great service
or they get great lashings. So rest assured that our child servers
will do well”

Customer:
“That’s great..But what about the quality of the food? …”

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Child? WHO cares – we only have a dog

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