If the shoe fitch…

Well abercombie

No size Abercrombie anyone.

What not felch

Nikea, the sports shoes that you need to assemble yourself. And when you’re ready, there’s always a sole or lace that doesn’t seem to fit anywhere.

Label dictated by Sean Connery.

@algernon | 4:03 am: Oh, that would be the last straw!

Nikea- just do it yourself!

The Texas version:

Ahm ah fitchin’ to go fishin’ this mornin’.

Bitch comes in one size only.

The myth that one size fits all, is patently umtrue.

Although, one can have loads of fun trying.

Odyssyeah!

Just Make It.

– Nikea

Don’t forget Mikea, a Chineas company where Mike has to do it all by himself. It originated in Odysseas, a far-away overseas country also known as Greece.

Think I’ll eat some Rich Bitch crackers.

Fitch, Fitch, Fitch! All you do is fitch.

Nothing worse than a fitch you can’t scrats.

One size fitch all is a poor standard.

If I can’t scritch this itch,
I’ll be fitchin’ to twitch!

People often fidget when they’re itchy. So do they idget when they’re fitchy?

Lora: Good one!

The wind began to switch, the house to pitch,
and suddenly the hinges then just started to unhitch

Just then the Fitch – to satisfy an itch
went flying on his broomstick, and was thumbing for a hitch

And oh, yes oh, what happened then was rich.
The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Fitch in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Fitch.

Who began to twitch and was reduced
to just a stitch of what was once that Wicked Fitch!

All their hatch have these labelch.

One size fits all microfitch readers.