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Q. How many existentialists does it take to make a Bong?
A. Dolphin.
Well, that jacket went to pot in a hurry.
I’ve seen more stylish smoking jackets.
Seen in Toke-yo.
He’s trying for the record.
The record, (as I know it) is five and(s) in one sentence.
And smoke gets in your eyes
Makes complete sense if you’re stoned.
Brings it all to a head then
The crew are best buds.
Kevin Phillips-Bong – Slightly Silly Party
FYI. This bloke buys an English Pub called the PIG and WHISTLE.
While he is renovating it he gets a new sign made up. When he views the proof, he says to the signwriter.
“The gaps between and, and and, and, and and whistle, are too small.”
Oh damn. ‘Tis actually six.
Have I seen that jacket before? Something about it rings a bell.
He’s an electrician who heard that many ands make light work.
Satyle with a samile
These are the hashtags when they tweet.
50% Bong / 50% Bang
Representing the style of the smoke proves:
– Do not smoke dry
– Can’t smoke the universe
– Wakeup andairthe universeinthe shadyandcool place after dehydrating
– Do not bing bong bang tiddle
– Bing tiddle tiddle BANG
Bung tiddle tiddle bang
Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle
Bung tiddle tiddle BONG
Bung tiddle tiddle bing
Bung tiddle tiddle bang
Bing (tiddle tiddle)
Bang (tiddle tiddle)
Bong (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)
Bang bong bing (tiddle tiddle)
Bang (tiddle tiddle)
Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)
@ Pete from a couple of days ago: Dunno about Chile, but Australia and Argentina have a lot in common. With hte brown skin I thought they may have been Chilean + S. Amer.Indian mix. Like those beautful ladies in Rio. Portugese + Indian + Negro mix, and aren’t they proud of that. I guess if some came here and reported back favourably, all their mates and relis followed. In Oz, Probably only I call him that – habla Espanol a poco – I can read Spanish, or Sth. Amer. newspapers. Not many Aussies have any Spanish at their command… Read more »
Happy ending.
EDIT: Pig and and, and and, and whistle. Got my tomge tied in a knot..
It was 5 ands after all.
@ Pete. I was getting the two mixed up.
Modern-day hippie!
I rate this jacket three bongs… er, stars.
James Bond or James Bong?
Ride Captain ride, on your mystery ship.
This joke is rehashed
♫ R-&-C-S-B
I know what it means to me
R-&C-S-B
Take care, THC ♫
Represent your crew with stylish bong.
I guess it’s for anyone who wants to go out with a bong.
Perhaps it’s for gongbongers?