I come in pace…

But can it make a rock

Has a plasant feel too

3x not included?

Go make me a sand!

Careful where you put it no batteries

It doesn’t Buzz. What a rip-off!

Another chap knock-off.

From ‘The Hand That Sands the Cradle’

The hand can swing up and down. It’s brand spanking new!

Also known as ‘Sandman’

@ Droll not Troll | 4:10 am: Yes, he looks a bit like Sperman! 😉

Only one sand?

When writing advertising copy, it doesn’t pay to become complasant.

The ability to make a sand takes true grit.

For age infinity and up.

It can make a sand cuz it turns everything into sand with its loud plasant music.

There’s a “J” before the “itery”.

That’s all right. I come in pieces.

So it can make a functuion.

Thus, I guess a func would be out of the question.

Buzz Lightyar is the pirate version.

This sands suspicious to me.

Warning: Using this toy may put sand in your ears.

X3? They do not call me; “Pedro the Swift” for nothing, senorita.

Domo arrigato, Mr Roboto.

Come with me Princess Leia, and I’ll show you my Light-sabre..

I just wanted you to know that even tough the BATTERIES AREN’T INCLUDED, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

^Though, not tough.

If you don’t stop swinging that hand you’ll do blind.

Circulatory light???

Ya mean like E.T. or something???

Multifunction Junction, what’s your function?

(Apologies anyone mystified…unless you’re from the US and of a certain age, the humor may not be immediately apparent. If so, google any online vid of “Conjunction Junction”.)

Because Ranger Lightyear is most known for his pleasant music.

(I guess that’s in his Spanish mode?)

Well of COURSE the key component of his cod-piece is missing!
This thing’s made in CHINA!!! To them this is NORMAL.

Anybody ever see infant/toddler pants in China?

They come with a large slit on the bottom so the little ones can squat and make a Number 1 or Number 2…hopefully in the grass or bushes or street and not in public places no westerner would only think to do that in case of dire bio-emergency.

Chinese child’s toy having Chinese child’s pants? Perfectly logical.

Oh, I read “HAND” as “WAND.” That’s arguably worse.

NOTE: For additional charge, batteries can be sand separately (sand not included)

They spell Budwiser wrong.

I tell you, I could make a sand with my eyes closed!

It’s Buzz Right Ear.
Warning: May cause tinnitus.

Photo is too blurry. Can’t read it.

In space, noone can hear you scream… unless if you’re a buzz lightyear ripoff

@ DnT : How gracious of you to not use the obvious insult + pun
‘witch’ after ordering her to make a sand.

@DNT | 6:05 am

Listenening to the plasant music will make you want to put sand in your ears

To China and beyond!

The hand can swing up and down, eh? Good; that was always the weak spot for G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip.