How ’bout a samooch?

Ah, love and carrying …

Just don’t do samileys like this one: 😉

most beautiful rendezvous brought to you by chocoCrotch.com

Give ’em an Incheon and they’ll take a samile.

The donut shop is a brothel in disguise.

It’s saright to samile.

Oh Samile watch where you’re poking that thing

The private rooms are behind that door

In my day it was “Have a Coke and a Samile”.

I’d rather have a samile than a samale.

Translated by Sanow Wahite

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g294197-d4075603-Reviews-Choco_Croa_Seokchon_Station-Seoul.html

By the way, Chococroa is also the restaurant’s specialty: It is a chocolate donut with finest baby cockroaches, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Is samile similar to simile?

What’s that in sakilometers?

It has been said that a smile is the shortest distance between 2 people. A samile is not quite as short.

Keep a tawinkle in your eye.

@UCity | 6:28 am: If a simile means that one thing compares to another, then a samile must mean they’re exactly alike.

@Big Fat Cat | 4:27 am: Don’t ask how they make the holes in the donuts.

To make love, it is so httpy!I
But not with Samile. It prefers Samirk or Samug.

That’s not what those holes in donuts are for…

Someone ought to samack that translator.

But can I get a samich?

Is that the chocolate flavored Croatoan virus?

Smile? We preferred to yell and scream a lot. Is that OK Kim?

@WP 1320. I imagine a “sexy sandwich” would not be….Out of the question?

“If you think that that’s disgusting, wait until you see how the chef makes glazed donuts!”

I’ve never seen a donut shop sell samilghetti before.

I donut think it means what you think it means.

@Garst: That particular virus has gone to Croatan … or is it Croatia?

Make love, not samile

Los Grande Cojones

Let’s lave fun with some Sam . . . anybody?