As long as it’s nothing major…

Makes pretty good suits

Hello, Tailor!

Makes for the deeper and harder

And this is dog t-shirts

♪♪ And so he’s tailor made for you ♫

Still not good enough. Try deeper n harder!

Good for Elizabeth Taylor.

He’s sew-sew.

Modest prices, too.

I bet he takes a lot of needling over that name.

Oh, sorry; I was looking for some pretty good tail.

He seams like a nice guy.

Learned his trade working in a satis factory.

He’s suitable.

Mediocrity rules!

Well they did change the name from “Slacker Slacks “N Stuff”.

Is this ‘Pretty Woman’s’ Director’s Cut?

At the corner of Swell and Nice streets.

“He’s pretty good.” What’s wrong with that?

@BFC 0417. The statistic I like about Lix, was that she was married 8 times, but only had 7 husbands. 🙄

I don’t know about dealing with Chinese firms. I ordered some credit card wallets, and now i am being besieged by Bang Good, deluging with pictures of lovely oriental ladies, in skimpy lace panties.

At my age, that could cause me to have more than one stroke. 😉

EDIT: Lix = Liz. (Schweinhund)

If he wasn’t, I would sew him…

Look mate! I’d like a Toga in the same colour as your sign. My birthday is the fifteenth of March.

I suppose the titles “Best Tailor” or “Number One Tailor” have already been taken.

That’s all? Aw, DARN.

@Marum 07:52am : Butterfield 8 or Butthead 8 for the men?

@ Marum: LIX? I’m sure she was older than 59. 😛

@Long Tom | 9:42 am: If you deal with a Number One Tailor, urine for a surprise.

Why go look for the great when you can settle for the pretty good?

@DnT 1721 don’t know about that, but after 8 marriages it was probably bigge than 59. (cm that is)

Never mind the quality, feel the width!

Larry David uses this guy all the time.

He gets a 5 star rating, though out of 100 possible stars.

Just opposite the UGLY BAD TAILOR