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We buried bad style!
posted on 22 Sep 2016 in Signs
A little off the neckā¦and no biting.
Photo courtesy of James Cohen.
Hair salon found in Tsukuba, Japan.
(92 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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Better than a bowl cut
It’s a R.I.P.-off
Hairs dead but not boxed
We only use katanas. Please hold stillā¦
They mean ‘Saloon’ … Right?
Opening hours: from 10PM to 6AM.
Mmmm … Coffin with scream!
Any permanent you get here is PERMANENT!
They also do nails.
– No, no, no, I want it cut.
– Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho… !
Open every mourning.
@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am: Coffin with cremation?
I wonder how much these people urn per week.
Next door: The barber of Seville.
Paris Hilton is a prime example of a Bad Heir Day.
I don’t want a cut, just a die job.
@timmy 0423.
Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Fortunatissimo per veritĆ !
I bet the owner is making a killing.
We serve free coffee while you wait in your coffin.
Coffin and sneezing. You can spray that again.
Does your hair need more body?
Don’t stiff your stylist on the tip.
Or go elsewhere…
Buy a weave and don’t grieve!
When you’re down there
We’ll mind your hair
And do your nails
And skin so pale.
Burma-Shave
Man, I would kill to have that haircut!
So that’s where Sweeney Todd works now!
Back in black? We goth what it takes.
Think they offer customers coffee before the cutting begins?
Japan’s most popular coffee creamer is called “Creap”.
Yes literally.
Our Motto: ”You want it cut? We’ll cut it off!”
@Long Tom 0532.. Right next door to the Pie Shop.
@72rd 406.
A salon: Is where they play the Harpsichord.
A saloon: Is where they play th Honky Tonk Piano. š
Must be Sweeney Todd’s newest gig.
So it’s not just the doctors who can bury their mistakes.
When I mentioned that I’d never been in a hair salon without any mirrors before, one of the hair dressers told me it’s because none of them have reflections, and neither do the clients at the end.
I was more than halfway home before I realized that I’d been running the whole time. O_O
If you need directions, it’s just around the coroner.
@ Droll not Troll | 4:15 am: That’s it – black and hot!
@ Marum | 6:53 am: And what is a Salooon?
Morticia!! Give me the Rigor Mortis.
Can you use a -1 instead of a 0 on the back of my neck with the clippers? Thx
Open during Dark Hour only!
The stylists spend the whole day coiffin’.
@72rd 1037. They play the Piano Accordion.
FYI. Daffynition of a gentleman:: One whom, though he can play the Piano Accordion, declines to do so.
Our cuts are to die for!
The death knell for all hair salons. There will be no more.