No Olympic style pooping.

Giving swirlies not allowed here

I can see he’s making plans

I didn’t know one could poop out of the head…. but that is not allowed here.

Looks loke they”re enjoying toilet time in China too

Apparently, using huge sheets of toilet is allowed.

That last one … what a show off despite that nobody should be watching one use the toilet….

Toilet unicycles are all the rage in China.

Is this Japanese-style?

EDIT: Apparently, using huge sheets of toilet PAPER is allowed.

Please remove shoes and feet before using western style toilet.

The third pic shows how to get diarrhea of a runny nose. EWW!

Is sticking head into toilet bowl from standing position allowed?

SIr, I am sorry to hear that you are busting, but the rule is the rule. No newspaper, no toilet!… No, I don’t want to see what trick you can do on the toilet, Buy the newspaper, or no toilet! You call!

Are these the new designated movements in Olympics gymnastics?

Only four choices?

What about seated facing the tank?

In these Olympics, everyone is trying to place turd.

One of the events in the defecathlon.

Now I understand where “shampoo” comes from.

Isn’t that discrimination against the illiterate?

– B … But Officer, I just wanted to swim!

But my gender identity says that I’m a handstand pooper.
(If this was in the U.S., I’ll bet I could sue somebody.)

NOTE: Press ‘X’ to choose the desired position

Gosh! The toilet paper does com in big sheets in Ghina.

This is our Synchronised $h1tting team.

The Chinese must have a low opinion of the intelligence of faceless black people.

Hands up those who have done it standing on their heads?

DO NOT TRY TO KANGAROO THIS SEAT.

QUEENSLAND CRABS JUMP THIRTY FEET

Sailors always use the head when they have to go.

Please take this instruction sheet with you for convenient reference. Wiping and flushing instructions on reverse.

These games actually pre-date the Greek Olympics.

I believe they are ex Crete.

NOTE: If you accidentally fall into a toilet bowl, simply press the button to flush

Um, guys, this isn’t Engrish….

Why does it matter when you have no anatomically correct parts?

Damn, I was about to do a headstand in the toilet until…SIGN!

Hey, this is The People’s Republic of China.
Upside-down toilet yoga is prohibited here!

@Seventy 408:

No, not Japanese.
Not any modern Japanese, anyway.
Of this I am certain.

Three or four generations back…yeah well maybe.

The last one’s discriminating against gymnasts who mount the pommel horse.

Btw, on a side note, the 2nd to the left is supposedly the most effortless way to poop and avoids hemorrhoids; that’s what the squatty potty was based off of.

You’ve got to admire the athletic agility that the judges gave crosses to.

Position #1 is to be avoided at all costs.

You may end up with ticks on your ring.

If you don’t have a map you will get lost, just like those other three guys…

Four of the new Olympic disciplines which will be showcased in Tokyo 2020, from left to right:
Olympic Newspaper Reading on Toilet
Olympic Toilet Squatting
Olympic Toilet Diving (poor stick-man got his arms crushed)
Olympic Toilet Acrobatics