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Honey, have you seen the landlord?
Lower rent! And more ribs.
Photo courtesy of Kirill Kuzmin.
Menu found in China.
(145 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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The landlord was named Adam, and here are his ribs.
Turn them into a meat dish. Problem solved
Looks like his lover, err liver.
In China, you have to sneak political messages in wherever you can.
Honey I burnt the chips.
Donald Trump?
Down with the Petit Bourgeoisie, more power to the proletariat.
Workers of the world unite, cast out the Capitalist running dogs.
Favorite dish during Cultural Revolution.
The restaurant name is Rent Control.
It’s the lease we can do!
Serf and turf.
Please also try our complementary appetizer and dessert: Fight the Eviction and Fight the Bailiff.
Curiously, the translation is correct. This is the name of a kind of poker game. Maybe it is played with chunks of meat instead of chips.
Would you like to rent a menu, sir?
They deserve SOME punishment for overcharging us, but cooking sounds too harsh of a penalty… oh well, it was the Great War of ’37.
This is what happens when renting houses to cannibals.
@Dr Lex 0423 Chinesee Monoply maybe?
Until he fixes the roof, I’m putting the rent money into escargot.
This method is quicker than Political Re-education.
@FB 0507. Great one mate. That comment so discombobulated my mental organisation, that it took me ages to remember the correct word.
“escrow”. 💡
Chianti anyone?
We’re having super for supper!
– Waiter! We’d like new order, please.
Rent In Peace
That’s the first and last time I’m having this.
– Waiter! I think there’s Sum Ting Wong here.
– Yes – that was the gentleman’s name, Sir.
@jjhitt 5:45. Yes please, and some fava beans as well.
We serfs are starving.
Fight the landlords and raid their refrigerators!
Obviously, somebody won, but it isn’t clear who.
– How would you like your fight against landlords, Madam?
– I ketchup them and French fries them.
No problem, I’m an atheist anyway.
Eat the rich, eat your landlord.
In all seriousness, is this maybe a metaphorical reference to the smell of this menu item?
I’ll have my steak medium-arrears.
They shall be rent asunder!
Our meals have a Kuomin tang.