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We crapped so long for him…
I was on edge of my seat crapping!
Photo courtesy of J.W.
Singing variety show from Korea.
(196 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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He looks like he has taken a good crap lately.
*controlled excretion*
My dogs are in control.
If it like most pop music, the lyrics were already crap.
I’m sorry but this music sounds like sh*t.
Just be careful what you put in your mouth
Discharge on my command!
Wel I’m happy happy happy
Introducing new Olympic sport, inspired by K-Pop:
Synchronized Crapping
@ Marum 4.03: I guess it’s poop music, then ?
Entertainment at No. 2 Restaurant.
Band’s name is ‘Excretions Control’ and their most popular song is ‘Coop Rations’
Everyone’s Number Two band
I’ve never been into K-Poop.
Crapping coopration
Their promo T-shirt is extremely popular here on Engrish website
eg. We all live in a yellow submarine – repeat ad nauseam, and ad infinitum.
However, the music was great. I have heard “das lied” performed with a full orchestra, and it stood up well. Whoever wrote the music was V/good. But I would gleefully strangle the lyricist.
This al”bum” has rated itself.
They are not in Korea, thy are suffering from a Chorea.
@Marum:
Evenin’, mate.
Wrote you a true story ’bout Dinky-Di Aussie vs. ‘Murican English in comments section in 7/15 post.
I think you’ll get a grin out of it.
Just to let ya know.
It’s difficult for crabs to crap their claws.
I’m all clapped out.
@Pete. Read it. The US and Oz are two countries separated by a common language.
eg. An Aust. Tennis Pro gets a job in the southern states of America. When he arrives his employer says. “We are having a comp. this afternoon, would you like to officiate.
Aussie. ‘Why not. OK.’
So ten minutes before the game starts, he announces. ‘ Ladies and Gentlemen! You have ten minutes for knocking up.” (Warming up in our parlance)
@Pete
Strine!
A young bloke trying to be both poetic and romantic, says to his lady: “Your lips are like the pharaohs pedals.”
I will leave you to ponder on that one. If you need an ubersetzen, just ask. 😀
@Huu Yuu 0414. Benny hill: “Roy Orbison’s musical bum.”
(Roy Orbison’s music album)
I really don’t want to be there when the sh!t hits the fans.
EDIT übersetzung.
He’s singing a number from his turd album.
@Marum:
“Warming up…hehehe….”
Thx!
@Marum:
OK, Attempted translation:
“Your lips are like (the) fair rose petals”?
@Marum:
How ’bout that beloved song by U2: “Wither With Air Chew”?
; – )
Pop fans can be so fecal in their loyalties.
This post serves as inspiration for the occasionally heard phrase:
“We’re in DEEP KIM CHI…”
@Pete. There was a similar song by Affbeck Lauder. “With or without you”
Hint: Say “Afferbeck Lauder” very quickly, And run the words together.
He must be singing scat.
@Marum:
Yeah I actually knew about that one:
Alphabetical Order
@Pete you got it correct. Most Aussies don’t get “strine”. I can hear the Aust. accent, and adopt it at will, or not. Most Aussies can’t hear it at all.
Perhaps my skills in other languages has altered my perceptions somewhat. 😆
Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid admission and only farted.
It must be that. Despite the fact that I am 5th generation Aust. (Dad’side) and thousands of years (Mum’s side) I am often asked if I am Australian. Oi mus speak diffrunt.
I will conclude with Mark Anthony’s Aust. oration:
Friens Romans cuntarymin,
Lenmi ya rears.
To sorta get back on topic. sic (crap – rears)
Now sing along!
♩♬♪♫ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪♫♬♩
“Throw your crap in the air,
poop poop like you just don’t care!”
@Marum: Yer mum’s Aboriginal?
@Yu No Hoo:
I once saw scrawled
on a bathroom stall:
“Here I sit, a$$ a flexin’
Giving birth to another Texan”.
I assumed the author must have been from Oklahoma, Louisiana, New Mexico, Colorado, or California.
Apologies to all Texans out there.
Personally, I happen to LIKE Texas…
You’re only a success if you have a song on the sharts.
@Pete
I like Texas — it’s the home of Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings.
His fans all tell him “Man ure the greatest!
@Yu No Hoo:
It’s also the home of Pappadeaux Seafood Kitchen.
Man, I wish they had one o’ them here where I live…
Best dang Etoufee anywhere.
Aw, who gives a clap anyways?
Shouldn’t that be ‘Crap your pants?’
I’ll take anal bum covers for 500, alex