We crapped so long for him…

He looks like he has taken a good crap lately.

*controlled excretion*

My dogs are in control.

If it like most pop music, the lyrics were already crap.

I’m sorry but this music sounds like sh*t.

Just be careful what you put in your mouth

Discharge on my command!

Wel I’m happy happy happy

Introducing new Olympic sport, inspired by K-Pop:
Synchronized Crapping

@ Marum 4.03: I guess it’s poop music, then ?

Entertainment at No. 2 Restaurant.

Band’s name is ‘Excretions Control’ and their most popular song is ‘Coop Rations’

Everyone’s Number Two band

I’ve never been into K-Poop.

Crapping coopration

Their promo T-shirt is extremely popular here on Engrish website

eg. We all live in a yellow submarine – repeat ad nauseam, and ad infinitum.
However, the music was great. I have heard “das lied” performed with a full orchestra, and it stood up well. Whoever wrote the music was V/good. But I would gleefully strangle the lyricist.

This al”bum” has rated itself.

They are not in Korea, thy are suffering from a Chorea.

@Marum:

Evenin’, mate.
Wrote you a true story ’bout Dinky-Di Aussie vs. ‘Murican English in comments section in 7/15 post.

I think you’ll get a grin out of it.

Just to let ya know.

It’s difficult for crabs to crap their claws.

I’m all clapped out.

@Pete. Read it. The US and Oz are two countries separated by a common language.

eg. An Aust. Tennis Pro gets a job in the southern states of America. When he arrives his employer says. “We are having a comp. this afternoon, would you like to officiate.
Aussie. ‘Why not. OK.’

So ten minutes before the game starts, he announces. ‘ Ladies and Gentlemen! You have ten minutes for knocking up.” (Warming up in our parlance)

@Pete

Strine!

A young bloke trying to be both poetic and romantic, says to his lady: “Your lips are like the pharaohs pedals.”

I will leave you to ponder on that one. If you need an ubersetzen, just ask. 😀

@Huu Yuu 0414. Benny hill: “Roy Orbison’s musical bum.”

(Roy Orbison’s music album)

I really don’t want to be there when the sh!t hits the fans.

EDIT übersetzung.

He’s singing a number from his turd album.

@Marum:

“Warming up…hehehe….”

Thx!

@Marum:

OK, Attempted translation:

“Your lips are like (the) fair rose petals”?

@Marum:

How ’bout that beloved song by U2: “Wither With Air Chew”?
; – )

Pop fans can be so fecal in their loyalties.

This post serves as inspiration for the occasionally heard phrase:
“We’re in DEEP KIM CHI…”

@Pete. There was a similar song by Affbeck Lauder. “With or without you”

Hint: Say “Afferbeck Lauder” very quickly, And run the words together.

He must be singing scat.

@Marum:

Yeah I actually knew about that one:
Alphabetical Order

@Pete you got it correct. Most Aussies don’t get “strine”. I can hear the Aust. accent, and adopt it at will, or not. Most Aussies can’t hear it at all.

Perhaps my skills in other languages has altered my perceptions somewhat. 😆

Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid admission and only farted.

It must be that. Despite the fact that I am 5th generation Aust. (Dad’side) and thousands of years (Mum’s side) I am often asked if I am Australian. Oi mus speak diffrunt.

I will conclude with Mark Anthony’s Aust. oration:

Friens Romans cuntarymin,
Lenmi ya rears.

To sorta get back on topic. sic (crap – rears)

Now sing along!

♩♬♪♫ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪♫♬♩

“Throw your crap in the air,
poop poop like you just don’t care!”

@Marum: Yer mum’s Aboriginal?

@Yu No Hoo:

I once saw scrawled
on a bathroom stall:

“Here I sit, a$$ a flexin’
Giving birth to another Texan”.

I assumed the author must have been from Oklahoma, Louisiana, New Mexico, Colorado, or California.

Apologies to all Texans out there.
Personally, I happen to LIKE Texas…

You’re only a success if you have a song on the sharts.

@Pete

I like Texas — it’s the home of Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings.

His fans all tell him “Man ure the greatest!

@Yu No Hoo:

It’s also the home of Pappadeaux Seafood Kitchen.
Man, I wish they had one o’ them here where I live…

Best dang Etoufee anywhere.

Aw, who gives a clap anyways?

Shouldn’t that be ‘Crap your pants?’

I’ll take anal bum covers for 500, alex