Extra bathroom stalls available

Chinese food makes me “rank” number two frequently

Number One Restaurant on the other side, near the Yellow River.

Whats the brown stuff in the dim sims

So thats why its down in the bowels

I make it a Rule to go to the Number Thirty-Four Restaurant.

This place is a dump.

They must be flushed with success.

Today’s special: Blind mullet.

Mr Hankey approves this restaurant.

Toronto’s only used food shop.

@Huu Yuu | 4:07 am: Tried the porn chowder? 😛

I prefer Dumb Sums

The all day Dim SUM looks Negative.

That’s strange – Toronto, the most multiculturally diverse city on the planet: over 140 languages are spoken.

They,may wll be spoken, but how many are understood?

How did they end up with that name?

Probably by process of elimination.

Someone’s baking brownies.

@DnT 0429.. That’s only available in India, at Mt. Annaporna. I hear the food is Goddess like.

All the bums hang out in front.

@Yuu no Hoo 0442. Process of evacuation….Perhaps?

With the glare, I misread the sign in the window as “Chinese pood.”

You should see the Chinese fire drill here. When they evacuate, they EVACUATE!

Try our colonial breakfast special.

@Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am: I shudder to think what’s hanging out in back, then! 😯

No chairs here, only stools.

@DnT. BTW Annapurna is the Divine Mother, the Goddess who blesses us with food in abundance. She is the source of all nourishment. (Quote from the Indian mythology)

It’s down.in a dungeon, where the Sun’s never viewed.
Where danger is doubled, with number two in the food.

(My appaloosas to Johnny Cash)

All of our Dum Sums are made by dum bums.

I think this used to be a crack den.

All food has been anal-ysed for quality.

When they first found this building, they thought the sign said “TO LET”.

This explains the need for opium dens.

@Marum 4:48 am

Either way they likely had to void their first pick.

@Droll not Troll 4:53 am

It’s Toronto, so, raccoons.

‘All day dim sum.”
“Sum light turn on, OK?”

I was thinking that would be a name more appropriate for a Mexican restaurant.

@Geo:

Or pretty much any establishment of less than 5-star quality in India.

Dr. Evil is satisfied.

Specialty: fresh crappie with shiitake mushrooms and dumplings.

Wow, Number Two is my number one restaurant!

– Mommeee! I crapped my hands!
– Ah, dump kids …

– Waiter! Where’s the toilet bowl?
– You’re sitting on it, Sir.

@Marum 4:40 : None understood. They all speak in tongues.

We’re Number 2, and so should you.

“opening soon”

yea i sure hope so. i can’t hold it in much longer.

Dim sum? Pu-pu platter was too obvious, huh?

Number One Bar is next door.

Famous for our dumplings.

There used to be a restaurant named “No. 1 Son”.

It took y’all that long for someone to come up with a pu-pu platter joke? I am so disappointed in you people.

@A Non Y Mouse. Us Poople?