It is lovely

So thick and firm too

There’s bear in there

Does this blouse make me look lovely?

Even if it grows fat like my mother in law.

Even if it grows a fatty tumor.

ewww…

Yes. Goldilerks did unspeakable things to baby-bear

Does this quote make me grow fat?

Phrase carefully or your lip will grow fat.

… or just grin and bear it.

.. even if it’s a bear-faced lie.

… or there will be trouble bruin.

My lady likes it when it grows fat. 😈

I said it, now please stop blubbering.

“Honey, does this bear make my butt look big?”

Well Land Sakes!
Exceptin’ for the ribbon and the heart, that there thingy’s bear naked!

Yo mama is so lovely her shadow weighs 35 pounds.

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…and YO mama is so “lovely” her dressmaker nicknamed her “Jupiter”.

Goldilocks had no idea, until Daddy Bear set about entertaining her.

Which is probably one very good reason, for leaving the light on.

or else it gets the couch again.

The more spherical you get, the “lovelier” you become.
Until, of course, it all turns into too much to BEAR.

the truffle shuffle is really a love mating dance

I can bear-ly keep a straight face when telling such a lie.

I bought my wife a teddy, but now it looks more like a grizzly.