You sound pessimistic…

One can never have enough common screws

Don’t even try to do this right, just screw it up already!

What should be might not be.

Why would I want to attach my car’s diff to the door?

But I do like the tread on the tyre.

Take down the basement…. where, to the sub-basement?

I like it when the instructions already include the curse words you’ll be uttering while trying to install this contraption.

This looks like an apparatus for making painful wieners!

Don’t lock the three common screws in the basement. No matter who they are, kidnapping is still a crime.

After three common screws your standing part may no longer be standing.

I looked up the site – World Domain Conference. I appears to have little to do with this device.

Since this thing involves magnets, when you screw it up you could look for more instructions on mormon.org.

I =IT

The translator thought he would screw up points 3 to 8 and wisely stopped there.

It’s not you, it’s the instructions.

Cup Shape half part: full or empty?

I had 3 common screws, then I went for the expanding screw, but I screwed it up.

I once bought a double decker Doll’s Cot for my daughter.(Made in Japan) Being an engineer, with a mechanics trade behind me as well, I thought it would be a cinch. Some three hours later, when I finally realized, that although all the bits for both halves looked identical, they all actually went in one spot only, and were not interchangeable, I laid them all out in order, and recommenced assembly. I was then able to do it in half an hour. The legend on the box said; “Can be assembled by a child in minutes. I I imagine that… Read more »

BTW The cot was made in Japan. My wife and I, manufactured our daughter in Australia.

So, I’m *supposed* to screw it up?!?

I’ve had a lot of practice at that, trust me.

No, no, you’re not supposed to screw up the instructions themselves!

You screwed it up? Good job!

Measure once, screw up twice…

Just whatever you do, don’t screw it up.

So that’s how you spell IKEA in Chinese!

What part of the internets does backslash backslash take you to?

@Algrnon 0402 Depends on how common thy are.

Took m a while, but when I saw the magnets I caught on.
It is a Thorium Reactor.

Coupled with Unobtanium Batteries, it will power your house for 10,000 years.

Unobtaium is made by bombarding Titanium with Ununnoctium using ground up Ytterbium as a catalyst. This produces Eszalntorium. which is no 264 on the Atomic Table, and has an Atomic weight of 6,184. Making it 30 tims heavier than lead. This is the problem of course. Each battery weighs 30 tonns.

You’re all wrong, it’s a top-secret rocket engine designed to be built in the basement to take it down!

This is why we men don’t read instructions. They tell us how to screw things up.